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Dynamo Groupon!

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by laneh, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. laneh

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    Brilliant.


    It there is anything we love in America its the ****ing metric system.
     
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    Are you saying you want to go?
     
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    Thats a good deal just for the food, but having to watch a soccer game is pretty terrible.


    Always a catch involved with these promotions.
     
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    What soccer games have you attended, mister moes, sir? :confused:

    Please answer. Would love to read. :eek:
     
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    Look here chalk for brains, I don't like your churro sports or your churro activities.

    I don't want big pans of bean stew and chorizo chunks being melted in a cauldron in front of my children's eyes.

    I don't want to watch a sport where the fans have to sing songs the entire time just so they don't die of sheer boredom.


    I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off coat, and I don't like you, jerk-off.

    STAY OUT OF MALIBU SWOLY.


    STAY OUT OF MALIBU.
     
  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Well smart Americans, ie scientists, use the metric system daily. So does that mean Americans are too dumb to like soccer?

    You seem to be really angry lately, wanna talk?
     
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    " :( Why you hatin'?" - Malibu's most wanted

    :grin: I'm going to get jacked... I just know it.

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    Back to Earth from LaLa land...

    So you've NEVER been to a Dynamo game, have you? :confused: I will invite you to go, sir. All youse gots tah do is say "yes." It's a lot more fun than sittin' at home eatin' hot chee-tohs and drinkin' Schlitz. :eek: I guarantee you will not be disappointed. I've converted several non-believers... and you probably won't be the last one. You must go.
     
  9. moestavern19

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    I AM HUNGRY FOR AMERICAN SPORTS.

    My hunger will not be quenched by some third-rate sport like MLS soccer or sensual cured meats.

    I may as well watch women's division 6 volleyball on ESPN19
     
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    mother f***** werent you the guy who was just jocking on Sachin Tendulkar's nuts
     
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    Cricket is a good old fashioned American sport. We just ****ed around with it and called it baseball.
     
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    :rolleyes: You are one sick individual, sir. But I like that.

    Send some picks of the cured meats, please. :eek:
     
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    I believe you meant "pics" sir. :eek:
     
  14. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    It's ok buddy, we'll make it through this rough stretch.

    Look, it's not your fault.

    I mean it, it's not your fault.

    It's not your fault.



    It's not your fault.

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    I think the MLS is possibly the most underrated league in the world. The soccer is actually really good. I think it's easier for people to regurgitate the asinine opinions of sports commenters like Jim Rome than to actually watch the game and formulate their own opinion. Half the people who diss MLS haven't even watched a single game, or when they did it was years ago. It's willful ignorance.
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    If you choose them, then... don't you pick them? :mad:

    FOOTBALL originated in Egypt. It's a known fact:
    [​IMG]
    Check out ^ these here early depictions of Jamarcus Russell perfectly predicted. Interception on your ass. THEN fumble. :p
     
  16. moestavern19

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    Bro I watched an MLS game the other night and it was simply awful.


    Now Champions League, thats some good ****.

    World Cup? Hell yeah, I can get into that.

    MLS? nope. America will never care enough about soccer to put MLS into the main stream.
     
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    Larry Robinson to Chris Dudley, Circa 1994 :eek:
    *what do I win?
    ONE MORE TIME... a Dynamo game, sir... have you been? :eek:
     
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    No, haven't been to one.


    I've been on campus plenty of times during games though, thats when I really have to make sure I keep my car locked so all the dynamo fans don't steal my churros.
     
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    ^^ LOL @ including the email... :grin: I noticed it too... haha
    Thank you for answering this, sir. It confirms my suspicions. :eek:
    There are less and less low-class Mexicans going to these games. The Dynamo popularity is increasing amongst you güeros so you've got more "middle class" peeps attending, and more "middle class" "hispanics?".

    Don't sweat it, brother. The only low-class churro-stealers would be cleaning the stadium later... :p

    Meh. I don't think I can top stereotypical comments. I concede.
     

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