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Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by djohn2oo8, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. djohn2oo8

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    "Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know." - Shaquille O'Neal

    "Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!" - Bill Walton

    "Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford

    "They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning." - Shaquille O'Neal

    * "Don’t get me wrong — I love Jason Kidd. He’s a great point guard… (But) how am I comparing myself to him when I think I’m the best point guard to play basketball? That doesn’t make any sense. I mean, how can I sit here and compare myself to somebody if I already think I’m the best?...I’m telling you what it is: I know I’m the best point guard in the NBA. I don’t need anybody else to tell me that. When I go on the basketball court, if I think about what you’re all saying, I’ll lose my mind." – Stephon Marbury


    * "That’s a cheap shot by a low-class type player. You don’t do that. That’s gay on his part. I told him that he was gay, too, for touching me in my private parts." – Francisco Elson


    * And (Reggie) Evans — you talk about Vlade being a flopper? This guy is taking it to a whole new level. He goes down when the air conditioning comes on." – Rick Adelman
     
  2. djohn2oo8

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    "I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can’t share with you guys." - Jalen Rose

    When (Jalen) comes over here, I’m going to give him a kiss. Not on his lips, though." - Rafer Alston

    * Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it, send it to him. Don’t ask me about that guy ever again." – Shaq


    http://www.hoopsvibe.com/nba-blog/nba-quotes-of-the-year-shaq-lebron-and-more----ar23475.html

    More to come.....To take our minds of the Battier injury
     
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    LOL! That is awesome.
     
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    "This time, it's on me!" -MeMac.
     
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    " ... like clubbing baby seals "
     
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    "I love him to death, but when I cross that line, if my mom was on that other team, I've got to do something. Then I'm going to come home, have some tea, some croissants and some bagels." - Cuttino Mobley
     
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    Nice post, I needed a laugh...

    "Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford
     

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