Kobe Bean Bryant Vs.Ronald William Artest, Jr.

ooh wee wee.. straight to the jugular!! kobe got some slow ass reflexes.. he's no fighter, just a big whiner!!

 

man, you're probably taking into account that joey crawford would be "officiating" this street fight.. kobe would be whining as usual

 

Hahaha funny thread. I was lmao at some of the comments, like kobe dead, artest in jail. But really funny. We all know what Artest will do

 

It will be like Mike Tyson fighting Miley Cyrus. That whining boy has no chance at all.

 

As long as the fight is being judged by NBA refs, Kobe wins hands down.

 

6 seconds left...down by 2...Artest penetrates with the table leg...it's good! Artest WINs! Kobe moaning on the floor begging for mercy.

 

Artest is a Scorpio so he has that fierce temper that you don't wanna mess with. Not surprising that he was involved in the malice at the palace knowing that. He would wreck Kobe hardcore.

 

If Crawford saw this still picture he wouldn't eject Childs because this punch to him would not be above the shoulders

 

I can see Ron beating Kobe in a fight, but lets not act as if Ron is just so tough now.

 

Thank you. I don't know why people think Ron can really fight. Did you see him when Ben Wallace push the hell out of him he looked like he was scare as hell he didn't wont to fight Wallace so he went and got into it with a fan.

 

Only people that voted kobe misclicked. Even Lakers fans aren't that delusional.

 

lol i thought id be the only one to vote kobe

kobe is protected at all times, a sniper would get to ron before he had a chance to rip out his heart

however, if there was a black out and no one could receive the signal from kobe's tracking device and therefore unable to assist him in the fight, then ron would win with one bite, yes one bite, he would just eat his heart right from him...however this would be difficult considering kobe has no soul and therefore has no heart : /

 

Someone make a poll: Prime Shaq vs Prime Hakeem in a fight.

I wonder who would win that?

 

Haha the 2 percent that voted for Kobe just felt bad for him so they voted for him.

 

maybe because he was just trying to keep his cool and just chilled to let the refs handle it

but when some random dude comes out of the crowd to throw a beer at you he probably just snapped.

someone pushes me im gonna let the refs handle it and let ben get ejected then continue on with the game but as im sitting here chillin some douch ethrows his beer on me?...of course im going to fight

a push is a push but a fan throwing a beer on me is just taking it to another level

 

Ron Artest wasn't a golden gloves boxer. His father was. His father did give Ron boxing lessons since he was a kid.

 

queens > france

 

yes his father was but ron also trained as a golden gloves boxer as a teen

 

France??

Haha. You mean Italy.

Also - Kobe's middle name is Bean...haha.

 

Or maybe because the fan was a lot smaller than Wallace I think that could have been it.