Quotes I make up myself.

Like a nick name, they should be give to you, not made up by yourself. Like T-Bone or Coco.

 

or Gammy

 

or say

DEEZ NUTZ!

 

or Rookie<i>

 

This thread just sucks dandy dick cheese does'nt it? Why I read it I'll never know......

 

*chuckle*

Rocket River

"Your the worse Pirate I've ever heard of. . . " - Colonel Norrington
"But you *have* heard of me" - Capt'n Jack Sparrow

 

I knew it -- Asian.

 

"If I had a vagina, it would always be stuffed with crickets so I could feed my snake." - the thadeus, September 2006

"I need to buy a snake, because one day I might have a vagina stuffed with crickets and I will need to have another cool place to put those crickets and I think I would like to put them in a snake." - the thadeus, November 2006

"I need to buy a vagina." - the thadeus, December 2006

"Sorry Officer Susan, I didn't mean it that way ... wait, did I just hear crickets in your pants?" the thadeus, December 2006

"Judge Judy, I totally didn't mean that I wanted to buy a vagina to have sex with. I only wanted to buy a vagina so that I could stuff it with crickets and then take the crickets out to feed my snake once I buy a snake because that would be pretty awesome." the thadeus - January 2007

"The coolest thing about being in this clinic is that you can walk around with your weiner out and people just think it's because you're mentally ill. I wonder if I can fit a cricket in my weiner." - the thadeus - February 2007

"[chirp chirp]" - the thadeus's weiner - February 2007

 

Mr. Rocket River, you make so many grammatical mistakes--it's unreal--but at least you make WISE posts with grammatical mistakes, sir, so we let the grammatical mistakes fly. There is no ". . .. " in English.

heypartner, he meant to say "phrases", didn't he?

Well, at least we know he's not a MATHEMATICIAN.

It should be: TMac+Yao=RING

 

There is a reason to read this thread - observe:

True greatness, right there.

 

Are you familiar with the English word "italics"?

If so, stop using them.

 

The italics are unbelievably annoying. So are Swoly's smilies and "that's what she said!" posts. I'm trying to decide which poster annoys me more.

 

Nobody wants to be an individual. Really. - what

 

Would you guys like it if I posted all of my posts in this form because I want to be unique, oh, and also I end all of my posts with "SS" to symbolize my name?

SS

 

Quotes I make up myself
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Also known as talking.

 

eerrr OP - How old are you? I am going to guess 13

famous quotes are famous because
1. First and foremost the person's famous
2. Its deep and or original

You are neither


Anyone can make quotes up that sound deep but not...

the more you hurt others, he more you hurt yourself - me

 

... check it n'see...

Oh, c'mon, it's NOT THAT HARD that's what she said!

 

follow up question to justtxyank.



is posting in italics your native language?

 

The best quote I've heard while drunk.

I'm having such a bad day, that if it were raining p*ssy, I would get one with a d!ck in it.

 

"Crickets need love too" - me