Wade Divorce Rumor

Man... marriage is tough. And that's without throwing in millions of dollars worth of temptations-- and not just that, Wade is not just rich, he's hot, too. I know 90% of you guys whould tap that even if he's not a multimillionaire. I mean, you guys might tap Chris Kaman, too, but that's only because he's rich.

Who do you guys think is the NBA's model couple? I'll have to go with Doug and Jackie Christie. They are a bit wacked, but seem happy together.

 

I noticed the difference too but it wasn't enough work to keep Wade, I suppose.

 

You want to see a woman who did a lot of work to keep her man?

 

Yes, that's what I'm saying. No one outside of the NBA gets laid.

It's a lot easier to get laid with a really hot girl if you are an NBA player, that's for sure. And if you're in your late 20's, perhaps you have sowed your "wild oats."

 

She only got a couple of things done.

 

Did a lot of crack is more like it.

 

who's next, Riley?

 

Its been mentioned that there are kids.
Maybe just to me but seems right when some players enter the league they're either soon to be married or are recently married. Or just so seemed that they had a kid during their college days or their 1st child right after...Woman's gotta look out for herself, too. Cant be splitting apart from her pro athlete man as just a girlfriend and thats it. Gotta get tied in with either child or marriage to secure herself.

Kinda what I suspected with ol' Dw-yane. He's been considered the guy thats different than the others but he just more subtly falls in with the rest.

(Lebron divorce watch starts...)

 

This country has a 60% divorce rate so Wade is actually normal.

 

til death do us part ... or one of us gets really famous and rich

 

or one of us stops being really famous and rich.

The divorce rate for retired NBA players during the first few years of retirement is amazingly high even considering the normal divorce rate.

 

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning.

 

LeBron just has a girlfriend (baby momma) but i dont think theyre married

 

She needs to put on a few lbs, but man, those are a-grade synthetic funbags.

 

yeah you're right, was waiting to get corrected on it. which would be the smart thing to do in not getting married. but him having TWO kids with her might indicate not approaching it so smart. I can see a McGrady type situation later on, an affair coming up later happening while unmarried. Or a Stephon banging the company employee instead of his "better ho"

So its "breakup" watch instead of divorce. actually i do wish them all the best and dont like seeing that. just that trends and statistics go against them

 

They do it b/c, just sometimes, life is about something other than money and p***y.

 

Who is she?

 

She need to do about 15-20 pounds of meat to balance her body out with those two gigantic growths on her chest!

 

Hate you had to check!!!

Still funny though