Clutchfans GREAT plays long game and burns 25,000 Trumpers

A little primer: I've been watching this group grow since 2018. If you can guess which CF member started this group, you get a gold star.

https://www.facebook.com/AmericansForTRUMP2020

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Justice For George Floyd - Black Lives Matter
About 3 and a half years ago I decided to start a Facebook group just to see how easy it would be to grow a substantial base of Trump-loving Facebook users since most of them are poor uneducated white trash or boomers too old and frail to understand newer technology. I never expected to grow the page up to 25,000 members, whom I am sure several thousand are simply Russian bots, but several of you are real and that is all that matters to me.
So I kept collecting you mindless dolts day after day and feeding you the populist drivel you gladly cheered on just to prove a point that it doesn’t matter who or what is being put in front of you, as long as the underlying message is about hatred for people who don’t look, think, feel or act like yourselves, you will gladly eat it up without a second thought.

You see, you people are the real disease in this country. You hate people of color because many of them have achieved more than you could despite having all the odds stacked against them. You are angry that you love America but America doesn’t love you enough back to give you things like status, dignity, or respectability. You are the Karens inside of Ruby Tuesday demanding to speak to the manager because your deep fried mac and cheese balls didn’t have enough bacon bits inside.

I suppose it was only an equal and opposite reaction to America doing something progressive for once like electing a black man as president. But you could not stand to see a black man achieve the ultimate status in American power. So you did the only thing you know how to do. You went on Facebook and believed the first stupid conspiracy theory you were exposed to that affirmed all your deepest inclinations that everybody else in the world is a deranged lunatic and you are the only freedom fighters for true justice.

Because this is what you would rather do than face your actual demons. You have no critical thinking skills, or else you would have realized long ago this group says “PARODY / SATIRE” right on the ****ing front page. But I never went into this exercise expecting to match wits with anything but a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels, and several times over you proved to be a bunch of easy marks, just as I suspected.

So yesterday upon seeing that Trump had used a sacred holy text to desperately try and save his own cracker ass instead of being an actual leader (shock) I decided to make this page change to see if anybody would even feel the slightest bit different now that things have been pushed to a breaking point.
Well, I’m very happy to report that yet again, you all passed with flying colors and proved that your hatred of a person you cannot understand knows no bounds and you will gladly go down with a sinking ship of bigotry and mind-boggling idiocy.

This is your legacy. Braindead methnecks and out of touch boomers catfished on Facebook to believe in something that doesn’t even exist. Thank you once again for proving everything I thought about you was exactly right.

Biden 2020 Y’all. PEACE ****ERS!​

 

Nope. Guess again

 

Nuh-uh

 

Negative.

Hint: Who on this board, active now or in the past, has the depth of wit to play such a long game?

 

Nothing yet.

 

Good guesses, except Fatty (new username, active now). He would have posted this himself.

Keep on truckin' and tryin'