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  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    I'm about to be 48 and I've been with 4 girls this week. I'm not talking about sex everytime, but I treat them with respect, have fun giving them a hard time, and I will be an ass when need be. I had two this week asking what was wrong with them; with one one the way over and the others setting up plans later on.

    I'm going to get grief for this post, but I recall telling younger folks back in the day that needed to know this info.

     
  2. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    Show her your O face.
     
  3. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    way to brag, I turned down 2 this week alone. Those of us that get it done feel the need to brag...

    were they 48 also?
     
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    Does you peepee even work at 48?
     
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Epicness in action
     
  7. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Define girls....
     
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    See yah.... that's the issue. Are they attractive AT ALL? Who cares if you are hanging out with some random hags with good personalities?
     
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    Imagine dating 4 grandmas.
     
  10. droxford

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    I been tagging the same chick for 24 years.

    (April is our 24th wedding anniversary)
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    Define Florida girls....
     
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    I’m not sure what OP was getting at, but I do know boys chase girls and men choose women.

    Age has nothing to do with it.

    The oldest and wisest boy is still a boy and will only know boy things.
     
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    I've realized this recently. I've dated 23 year old women and ****ed "girls" in their mid thirties who still act like they're in college.

    At some point its just exhausting and more fun to play hard to get/troll around with the desperate floozies. Physically at least, women age like milk while men have the opportunity to age like wine,

    I will say- I wish I spent my time in college focusing less on dressing or acting cool to pick up chicks. In my xperience than can smell ingenuity a mile away. Whether that's the nice guy neckbeard or the dude who's hiding his awkwardness and lack of confidence behind a pair of pastel shorts and a set of frat letters (although I still wear pastels).

    As tee grizzley said, **** the real keep the rest b****
     
  14. Mr. Brightside

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    weird flex but ok.
     
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    please teach me your ways
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    What he’s getting at is he was drunk, reminiscing wile listening to Beastie Boys and this song aligned with his personal philosophy.

    Also, The Ladder Theory explains girls pretty succinctly. Doesn’t work for long term functional relationships, though.
     
  18. heypartner

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    Meet girls at a bar, co-sign their bullshit and send them a random dick pic ... it works guys.
     
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    I hear they go for Florida Men™.
     
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    Giving them a ride "home" in your Ferrari F8 Tributo works as well, from what I have heard.
     
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