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James Harden's new girlfriend

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by drowsy12, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. LorneMalvo

    LorneMalvo Member

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    Delicious. But can we have a serious discussion about females who are like 5’8”, 140+, but definitely not fat.
    But just not....small somehow? Even though they are small... but I don’t think I can throw her through a window like I’d want to. At least not easily.

    I’d sound like I’m cumming every time I’d move her around to change positions.

    You know what this is why Harden is injured. He’s hurting his limbs trying to properly **** these uncomfortably large, normal sized girls.

    she’s a big normal sized woman and it bothers me.
     
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    you got issues.. women come in all shapes and sizes ...there is no normal sized or uncomfortable large
     
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    This.

    His argument doesn't even make sense Harden is 6'5 220+, meaning he'd be 9 inches taller and 80 pounds heavier than a 5'8 140+ girl.

    So take that ratio and make Harden the average 5'10 170 pound man, a girl that size would be the equivalent to 5'1 90 pounds to James. In reality, a girl that sized is a twig to Harden, which explains his justified infatuation with girls that have redonkulous asses. A bigger mitten can hold a bigger cake.

    Overall, @LorneMalvo, your concern sounds like it's potentially coming from a little dick state of mind, it doesn't matter what size a girl is as long as you can love her right.

    Tellem @Jontro
     
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    Nice aquarium in the background of one of the images. No wonder James seems a bit tired from time to time. She’s definitely a handful.
     
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    i have no beef in this soup. i fap to them all, from thicc to bbw
     
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    Bat in soup this time around.
     
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    :eek: this convo took a turn.
     
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  9. LorneMalvo

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    See, this is how I know you like these giant Chris Paul sized b****es who are probably fat too.

    And you took it to little dick insecurity levels.

    I still have my senior year in HS body. That’s where it comes from. My dick is plainly above average. Plainly. I’m never gonna have a terrorizing dick. But this is the only time I would even feel compelled to think about my dick...when it’s mentioned.

    anyway have fun getting thigh contusions trying to smash your rolling mat built girls
     
  10. LorneMalvo

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    Are you out of your mind? I love females. I don’t love them THAT much. There is a such thing as too much girl.

    this Puerto Rican harden is smashing is perfectly fine.....but I couldn’t choke slam her.


    Do you never just see a 5’1” thing and just goo...yum! You can throw her across the room.
     
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    ask harden dont do so much to affect his shooting accuracy
     
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    Does it really matter?
     
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    Yasmine lopez is one of the most annoying thots on ig. I cant stand her.
     
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    Tall girls are the best. Shorties are nothing special
     
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    Now you see why we won’t be winning any championship with this guy.
     
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    clint eastwood disgust.gif
     
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    This is funny. But I really want words from you.

    I was hoping you’d have an opinion.

    you think my basketball takes are brutal.

    I can’t stop laughing at the idea of you seeing my opinion on the female body.
     

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