All things wack about Dallas

Fort Worth is great, Grapevine is great, Dallas sucks.

 

-hardly any trees
-boring
-oven like
-cowboys fans
-30k millionaires
-people from dallas in dallas
-zero character or atmosphere especially vs places like memorial or woodlands
-take the 635 to the 114 to the 121 to my ass
-only north dallas is worth a crap and its crap
-no one is from dallas or wants to be from dallas..They are from euless,plano,garland etc
-bad copy of houston even galleria is a copy
-six flags was a copy of astroworld basically everything in houston is better and copied in dallas until they frigging closed astroworld wtf!! but still six flags kills people http://nation.time.com/2013/11/12/r...ter-victims-body-was-found-partially-severed/
-cant get their own restaurants has to copy ours
-every office and work situation feels like office space
-lack of diversity = goatee, big ass truck
-state fair wannabe copy of rodeo
-middle of nowhere like what is dallas? Why?
-fakest people i've ever met (source: painfully lived and worked there) poser extraordinaire
-racially segregated north south, worse racial divide tension and situation.racist people.
-no hot foreign,latin, or international chicks
-cookie cutter
-dry county one place and not the next. So weak dallas. come on people!
-country bumpkin mfers
-turns out ft worth really is nicer/better
-shot JFK? good one
-food not as good as houston
-chandler parsons kind of place
-landlocked dusty shi*thole.ocean is far as mofo and grapevine lake sucks my d****
-4 hour drive. Wtf at least san antonio and austin are closer
-personality of a wet sock

Only positive thing I can say is dallas has some nice blondes

 

Dallas was named after a Vice President...

 

Disputed

 

In most cities if you miss an exit on the freeway, no problem, just get off at the next exit and double-back.

In Dallas? Not possible.

 

I just really dislike the people from Dallas. I know I'm generalizing millions of people, but it seems that every person I've met from Dallas is a conceited and pompous douchebag.

Also, I don't like how people from the Dallas metro area will say
"I'm from Plano"....
"I'm from Arlington"....
"I'm from Irving..."
"I'm from Fort Worth"...
"I'm from Grapevine"...

STFU... you're from Dallas.

 

And we get the opposite here in Houston. ****ers from as far away as Spendora and Cyprus talking about, "I'm from Houston" lol.

Same people who stay in Hotels when they come to weekend Astros games because they don't want to drive an hour to get home.

 

Gas Monkey Garage.

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I gotta admit, The Ticket is so far superior to anything Houston has to offer that it's embarrassing. 105.3 The Fan, however...

I laugh at those f***ing idiots on the regular. The best, the absolute BEST is how they constantly blather on about how obsessed Houston is with Dallas and how Houston is insignificant and they couldn't care less about Houston. They do this constantly because when you truly don't care about something you prove it by talking about that thing on a daily basis. It's truly pathetic. Trust me, the drive in to work on November 2, 2017 was AWESOME! There was a Monday morning last October that was pretty pleasant as well.

 

I had to pick someone up at their airport and had to pay to just drive in to the passenger pick up area.

 

Seriously?!?

 

Tallywackers. The all-Male version of Hooters.

SMH only in Dallas......

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Hard to drive around in that city...

 

Yeah DFW airport is horrible when it comes to that. You cant drive in and out for free. Even if you're going to pick up someone and not parking. F Dallas for that.

 

Yup. Pissed me off as well. They got a ****ing toll fee just to enter the ****ing "gates" of the airport.

It's the principality.

 

Yep, Bush Intercontinental Airport is better. I like the design of this airport. So much easy to go around.

 

I moved to ft worth 4 years ago from out of state. No people from ft worth are definitely from ft worth and not Dallas. So I disagree with this statement. Places like Irving, Plano and all are more in line with Dallas than Ft. Worth is. I have probably been to downtown dallas about 8-10 times since I moved to ft worth (outside of when the Rockets visit) and there is nothing about the downtown area that impress me.

for that matter downtown houston doesnt really impress me either though.

 

Yeah that's some bullshit.

 

Yeah they started doing that because douchebags were cutting through the airport from 183 on their commute, so DFW instituted tolls to collect from them, while at the same time inconveniencing and taxing everyone else who go to the airport to pick people up. So.Whack.