Wow. If us armchair GMs were magically turned into real GMs, some of you would have rosters filled only with guys who haven't played in the league in years, but who are desperate for a quick cash infusion. I reapeat: Wow.
"Well, Reggie, this being a blow-out, Mike Dan Tony is clearing the bench. And for the 2nd time this season we're seeing Malakas. The crowd goes nuts. Look at Section 405." "That's right, Harlan, they're calling that the Greek Section. Waving the Greek flag. What do you say, C-Webb? Ready to go up and get some spanikopata?"" "If I can't even pronounce it, then I don't want it, I don't like spam anyway. You know, the Rockets' first foray into signing a Greek player didn't go so well when they had Vassilinus Spoogalotackus on their team---" "Yeah, uh, his name is---" "But the Rockets have made history by signing the first female to the regular NBA. She did make a faux pas by wearing a Giannis jersey at practice, but she got disabused of that, real quick." "Yeah, some say the Rockets were the best team for her because Dan Tony only goes two deep on the bench anyway. Why not have roster player #14 a Greek woman? Let's see if she's more Athena than Aphrodite, though, Harlan." "Reg, you're gonna get us in trouble, remember your talking points."
Absolutely, great idea OP, thank you for starting a thread to suggest it. Amare hasn’t played since 2015 and Monta since 2016 but I’ve seen some YouTube videos that say they were killing it at the local Y...wait in front of scouts too now! Do something Morey!
You know what’s funny. I don’t want neither of these guys Riefenstahl but if the lakers, warriors or clips end up signing these people, some people on CF are gonna whine b**** and moan about it
All joking aside, lots of people were saying the same things about Faried and Green when we got them.
Hell naw....especially to Amare. Ellis....man....if I was really drunk and bored...maybe...maybe not....he looks like he can still score.....but the game has sped up and they are old. LOLOL. Yeah we both suck.
Hey no i hear ya, but hey StoUdEimire was injured for most of it, and probably has a little left in the tank if hes healthy, but 2 years ago ellis was hooping it up with the pacers, doubt he be that far off even as a 2nd or 3rd stringer. They came in the league when Chris paul did, well amara was what 18 when he hit the suns? so he didnt goto college cant remember.
