Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another exciting offseason. It's sold out in the Toyota Center tonight and...wait a minute..oh man business is about to pick up! Management is really throwing their weight around tonight! They look cocky as hell! The Rockets are about to lay the smackdown on this offseason! Wait a minute...we're getting word that Jimmy Butler has chosen Miami! Lots of criticism being thrown at owner Tilman Ferititta. Let's go live for his response... Looks like they'll be running it back this year afterall, but there's been a lot of tension between James and Chris. Can they make this work? Let's go to the Barbershop where they appear to be making up! Swerve! It's a double cross! What the hell is happening! Wait a minute...here comes??? OH MY GOD THAT'S DARYL MOREY! What in the world? WOJBOMB! Chris Paul for Russell Westbrook! He did it again! You can never trust him! I warned you! Wait...Chris and James have a message for everyone who doubts them. They've got TWO WORDS FOR YA! and before we leave tonight, one last message from Tad Brown to his haters.. for @Deuce
I think my favorite is Tilman, Daryl and Tad walking out to start, but I do really like the Barber Shop scene.
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