yesterday was the worst feeling of my life... never felt anything like it.. here’s how my day went . Woke up.. ate some breakfast tacos.. went to work for about 4 hours.. then met up with my lady.. had some subway for lunch.. and then all hell broke loose. A lil after I finished my lunch.. everything hit me at once.. started feeling nauseous, head was spinning, stomach was hurting chillls. Etc Started throwing up hardcore. Fckn runs hit me at the same time.. felt like I was blacking out!!! After the 3 rd time I threw up I felt like my stomach was gonna come out my throat. My guess is food poisoning but my girl told me maybe it was a stomach virus. Either way, **** was crazy. Fellow clutch fans. Anyone else have an experience like this? My girl has me quarantined.. prob spend my sat locked up lol
Yes, I have had the simultaneous vomit/diarrhea a few times before. It is not fun. It was always food poisoning for me, and I'd bet that's what you have. Small sample size, but since heavily reducing my carbs* and sugar intake in April, I have not had any "stomach" issues - except the one time I dehydrated myself after doing a full day's worth of yard work. (Also, since making this change in diet, I have lost 20+ pounds. Hooray for me.) * I aim for less than 20g net carbs per day
Probably the tacos. Had it that bad when I was in highschool. The worst is when you keep throwing up when you can’t throw up no mo
yup. good luck breh! had mine after eating street vendor food at a deceloping country. bad idea. it was so bad thst it probably messed by tummy up for life. a slight hot sauce now will give me the runs. now can't even do pho with harmless sriracha without tummy attacks. hope you fare better than me.
Never had it that bad cause I got this Irritable Colon condition. Did couple of Coloscopies, had to flush everything out the day before. That felt like it.
I am glad you have come here for my medical advice instead of wasting your time visiting your doctor who has a Medical degree. Your symptoms suggest you you have Bi-directional Ejection Syndrome. Have you considered plugging both holes? Spoiler GO visit your doctor and let him run tests on you (stool sample, blood work etc. etc.). If there is a widespread case around your area, he will know and you can get early diagnosis and treatment. If it is some nasty bacteria strain, you will need to go on antibiotics. Meanwhile, plenty of fluids to avoid dehydration.
Plot twist... some of my family members have also been having the same **** happen to them... 3 of us ate subway recently , but my moms trying to convince me it’s some type of virus going around.. My girl thinks I was being a baby so I hope that **** hits her too lol jk That is weird tho. All of us who ate subway got hit it
Well if Id be skeptical if you are blaming the tacos you ate 4 hours before. It generally is going to take significantly longer for food poisoning to set in. Drink water, cannabis should also help.
Stay hydrated. Gotta drink more than just water. Get something with sugar and salts in it. Gatorade works but something like pedialyte is even better/ That bi-directional expulsion is the body's way of getting rid of the offender. Don't try to stop it by taking Imodium.
I woke up feeling a lot better but my stomach still feels upset.. drank a ton of Gatorade. Gonna stay home in case this crap comes back
2 or 3 activated charcoal pills and some soups, have some quality rest by re-watching GSW-Rocks game 5&6
Had a bad chili dog once. Woke up vomiting like Linda Blair, spent 2 days peeing out of my butt. I wouldn’t recommend it.
Thought this thread was going to be OP asking for advice. Instead, it's just everyone sharing their horror stories. Either way, not disappointed.
Yep, he's probably going to want to get tested for arsenic poisoning. I will not be sharing my story of projectile vomiting while sh!tting on a toilet in an italian restaurant in Costa Rica. It did not involve the food.
