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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. CrazyJoeDavola

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    I am sure that wont be the first time someone would have to carry Fatty in a relationship. :cool:
     
  2. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    Lease splicing may be an option.
     
  3. Rashmon

    Rashmon Contributing Member

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    What Great Clips does she work at? I need a haircut and would give her a nice tip.

    Maybe all Clutchfan brethren can go.
     
  4. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Is that the place where you can get the “VIP” massage with your haircut? You might be onto something about nice tips.
     
  5. Sajan

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    G class?

    You mean a G Wagon? I HIGHLY DOUBT IT.
     
  6. ThatBoyNick

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    Don't forget about that insurance boi! Gotta be at least 200... if her record is impeccable. So after gas, your looking at 1200 for the car per month.
     
  7. Nook

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    Something something Darwin.

    Sorry Fatty but she needs to go down on this one.

    Only a complete idiot leases a car for $900 a month for 36 months on a hair dressers pay.

    Run for the hills... she lacks common sense and will financially destroy you. She will soon be calling you “Daddy” and giggle and wiggle her butt so you make the payments.
     
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  8. donkeypunch

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    If tv has taught me anything the hair game is played out. She needs to get in the nail game.

    [​IMG]

    Full disclosure: never seen an episode, but them ugly b****es look like they get PAID.....
     
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  9. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    She isn't a hair dresser, morons. Look at the original post. King R.e.t.a.r.d doctored it.
     
  10. Asian Sensation

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    beau·ti·cian
    /byo͞oˈtiSHən/
    Learn to pronounce
    noun
    noun: beautician; plural noun: beauticians
    1. a person whose job is to do hair styling, manicures, and other beauty treatments.
    Sooo yew saying she do da nail den?
     
  11. CCorn

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    900 is a lot of haircuts
     
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  12. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Ahhh...the irony. Original post mentions absolutely nothing about her profession.
     
  13. ima_drummer2k

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    Just another day at the office.

    Sucker born every minute, right?
     
  14. donkeypunch

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    Not if shes also giving ride rides in that beautifully leased car. Then 900 can be attained pretty easily.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Well, this is a woman who is dating Fatty, so.................
     
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  16. Colt45

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    Maybe you could help her out...you know sell or hock something for some fast cash. I hear vintage class rings can sell for...oh, wait a minute...
     
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  17. Riz

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    In one of his posts, he said she is a beautician. I think someone just assumed that means hair stylist.
     
  18. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    I understand that, but that's not what he said in the post I responded to.
     
  19. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    So she made more money in Cali but there is a much higher cost of living -- Houston is more affordable by a wide margin... something isn't adding up.

    Has she considered going on the dark web and hiring someone to steal it?
     
  20. Buck Turgidson

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    In Cali? No ****ing ****? Have you recommended a job in Dallas? Memorial? River Oaks?

    Dated one for a while up here, she serviced the Horseshoe Bay crowd and made stupid money.
     
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