You could just take him to Cracker Barrel and buy him a bunch of pancakes with extra butter/syrup. He'd probably appreciate that more.
If it came down to that in a game 7 and he missed my heart wouldnt be able to take it. It took a while to overcome that game 6 Dame shot, and now that he did it again to end a series the clips been making the rounds. A game 7 vs. Warriors or Bucks like that I'd take a long break from CF.
I knew you weren't a true fan. Tinman would let the Clutch City Rockets full on gang bang him. Be more like Tinman.