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I just came out of a 3 week coma, these are my visions.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by YaosDirtyStache, Jun 25, 2018.

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  1. YaosDirtyStache

    YaosDirtyStache Member

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    Once a year, starting first week of June, I put myself in to coma so I can see the future.

    This year I specifically asked the spirit world to show me the Rockets future and here is what I was shown.

    1. Clint Capela in a mavs jersey. Yes my friends we let him walk because he COMMANDS a contract we did not want to pay. However not all is lost...in subsequent visions I saw the solution. I will get to that soon.

    2. Rudy Gay will show the Rockets he is better than Trevor Ariza.

    3. Trevors bluff is called, he becomes a member of the Orlando Magic.

    4. Warmly Welcome Demacrus Cousins, warmly welcome!

    5. Ryno gets ISO'd by the Rockets FO.

    6. Chris Paul returns on a favorable contract.

    7. We advance to the WCF against GSW, beating a Lebron lead lakers who hold the 5th seed.

    These are all the visions allowed me to see.
     
    #1 YaosDirtyStache, Jun 25, 2018
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    I thought this thread was going to be about the new Mars Volta album. Oh well.
     
    #2 weakfromtoday, Jun 25, 2018
  3. daywalker02

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    Rudy Gay is so 5 years ago!


    Fake Dream!
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    So in your dream world, how many teams are allowed to play in the WCF?
     
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    You my sir, are a genius.
     
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    Cousins, here! This team wouldn't even make it passed the 2nd round much less have the best record in the league
     
    #7 jayfree, Jun 25, 2018
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    I think you misunderstood ... I think he meant the Lakers in the 1rst or 2nd round and then GSW in the wcf. At least that’s the way I read it.
     
    #8 pocketrocket81, Jun 25, 2018
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    No way Cousins can guard Steph Curry. This dream is fake.
     
    #9 Yao4REAL, Jun 25, 2018
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    If you put yourself in a coma at the very least you should have seen a Rockets championship. WCF? SMH
     
    #10 malakas, Jun 25, 2018
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    also trade Ryno for Chandler Parson and Jaren Jackson
     
    #11 RocketsFido, Jun 25, 2018
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    What in the world does "ISO"ing Ryan Anderson mean. We gotta trade that guy.
     
    #12 napalm06, Jun 25, 2018
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    Every year in June, Morey also loves to put himself in coma... a food coma.

    Sit on his fat ass and do nothing in the draft after promising to make a move.
     
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    I was upset we traded Gay for Battier.
     
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    Ohhh, I thought, he put himself, in a comma, commas are awesome!
     
    #15 Nero, Jun 25, 2018
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    BHannes2BHonest 2 SOLID FOR WEIRD AZZES

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    I love your posts because it always makes me think what’s worse?

    Yao’s Dirty Stash

    Or

    Yao’s Dirty Neck Beard??
     
    #16 BHannes2BHonest, Jun 25, 2018
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    I had a dream that Woj announced that Lebron was coming to Houston...it seemed so real, I woke up all excited and sh*t...then I realized that it was Monday morning and nothing had happened...
     
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    Low key had me searching for a new mars volta album :(
     
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    this would be such an awesome thread in the Hangout
     
    #19 Os Trigonum, Jun 25, 2018
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