How to close the deal with your lady friend.

hbogo and chill just doesn't sound as cool.

 

But commercials are the perfect time to get it in.

 

Cheesecake Factory?....what is this 1998?

 

Didn't you just get married a couple of months ago.?

And you still can't close the deal?

 

I thought you just grab them by the p***y

 

You can do that if you are rich and have no game.

 

That's the presidential move. Usually reserved for those of orange persuasion.
Let's see if it pays off for him.

 

I got her Chick-fil-A on a Sunday

 

lol Good luck with your marriage.

 

Bragging about how big my green E-Penis is on clutchfans was my go to trick. But now I'm all out of ideas.

 

My 2 go to FAP songs and guilty pleasure songs =

 

I'm not much of a romantic, i'm pretty forward and selfish. I usually whip it out and give her a choice of doing something or rejecting it. Let's just say i've never been rejected after whipping it out. Not b/c it's big and beautiful, it's not. It's bc if she's already alone with you, she already made up her mind long ago that you were worthy of having her intimately.

But, yeah i'm not going to serenade with music, but I've found women love men with deep voices in real life but for some reason love singers with girly high pitched voices so i'll play a little Active Child as i whip out my little buddy.

 

Best decision of the day to click on the Hangout
Whats your go to move in a cinema? Just pulling out your giant dong wont work because its to dark in there

 

Throw dat ho The Look...

 

It depends on the girl and their personality. I have found MDMA works exceptionally well if you want group sex or the girl is a free spirit. Cocaine works great with older women.