and she's kind of married

If she's only "kind of married" there shouldn't be too much problem, unless she's fully married.

 

Should've just convinced her that every thing was ok, cut a hole in the bottom of the bag of popcorn, and set down together and enjoyed the movie.

 

Speaking of which... I hope that husband breh isn't a CFer.

That would be awkward.

 

Wow what happened to staying loyal?

 

She got what she deserved if she was about to start an affair.

You seriously dodged a bullet

 

No joke. 290 has somehow gotten even worse.

 

U took a thot out on a DATE and still didn't smash? bro...

 

What part of 290 and what time of day? We talkin Jersey Village, Cypress or Kickapoo road?

 

At that point, why are you wearing pants?

 

So you got one of the Loopers to come out to you? Nice. I'm guessing it was the Cinemark at Spring Cypress.

However, might I recommend the Santikos theater in Tomball? Probably an even lesser chance of your inner-looper lovers finding friends out there, and it's just a nicer theater.

 

Why the fk a movie? She wanted sexo and you killed it and screwed up her marriage.

Both of yall committed adultery, you showed of banged her in the car at least.

 

I was going to say "innocent until sex" but yeah to make that drive she was haun-neee.

 

Was her last name Desei?

 

I accidentally gig'd a married woman before - I honestly had no idea she was married. And she seemed too young to even be married. Never crossed my mind. After feeling bad/weird for about 10 minutes I realized it wasn't my problem and shouldn't affect my life. Washed my hands of it and it's all good.

Not your problem. You do you, bruh.

 

Movie and popcorn? Really?

Thanks for ruining my "torrid extramarital affair" fantasy.

 

Never been with a married woman but have been with an engaged woman. I knew it but she told me they had "an understanding" - they didn't, of course. It went on for a couple months before she broke up with him. I don't feel bad though because she clearly didn't even want to be engaged to him, but after his 3rd extravagant marriage proposal she finally said yes. He was like 15 years older than her and a five-foot-nothing manlet.

 

I expected a different middle or ending based no your nick name. Perhaps you are a wrestler versus a player?

 

Makes sense why she wanted to come to his side of town. She figured she wouldn't see anyone she knew, but clearly that was misguided.

 

Like one of our time's truly inspirational role model Chris Brown stated: "These Hoes Ain't Loyal"