has new Clutch been hired

Things will start rolling once Less finds a good suit bargain at the Salvation Army.

 

Les is still looking for a Panda Bear costume. They are pretty rare.

 

We should change it to clutch the dog

 

Job is still on Craigslist under the barter section.

 

????

Nah it's gotta be the California condor:

 

why? would you be surprised if someone told you there had actually been 12 different people who donned the bear suit over the years? I sure wouldn't.

 

I actually tried out and was initially hired. My wiener couldn't fit in the costume so they had to revoke the offer.

 

I wonder who the applicants have to impress to get the job

 

Perfect job for Tebow & Johnny Football

 

DD lost some weight and will impress us with a lot of backflips and salto dunks.

 

New movie coming out about mascots, probably going to be too late for the Clutch applicants to get any pointers. :grin:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/09/01/watch_the_trailer_for_christopher_guest_s_new_netflix_movie_mascots_video.html

 

Our new Clutch...

Spoiler

 

No new Clutch, yet. But here's leaked photos of the new Clutch costume and his new sidekick handler.

Spoiler

<img src="http://image.dhgate.com/albu_321209538_00/1.0x0.jpg" height=600><img src="https://img.costumecraze.com/images/vendors/forum/69364-Sexy-Panda-Costume-large.jpg" height=600>

Le$ going all-in for China.

 

Hire Tinman

 

Thats funny. I heard that was Atlanta's mascot's new getup. PANDA PANDA PANDA

 

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9G8H4wHbytw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

Les scrapped Clutch the bear. New mascot will be a bowl of rice nicknamed Ming Lin

 

What if we don't get a new mascot before the season starts?