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[Real Life Crazy Weekend News] The Marvelous Misadventures of Zola In Florida

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  1. Cohete Rojo

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    Women did not "settle" in the old west US. Miners and loggers had to rely on these women because no woman in her right mind would accompany them to live in the middle of Podunck, Nowhere. What's the excuse now-a-days?
     
    #21 Cohete Rojo, Oct 29, 2015
  2. conquistador#11

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    it took place in florida so i definitely believe it.

    the only thing better would have been if the rival pimp was the bipolar white boy and nobody knew he was wanted for 6 murders. title it, "the usual hookers"
     
    #22 conquistador#11, Oct 29, 2015
  3. Torn n Frayed

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    Hoes gotta Hoe? :rolleyes:
     
    #23 Torn n Frayed, Oct 29, 2015
  4. Mr. Clutch

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    Better than True Detective.
     
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  5. joeson332

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    So this story is true?! Holy...
     
    #25 joeson332, Oct 29, 2015
  6. kevC

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    So when is the movie coming out?

    My cast would be:

    Zola - Keke Palmer
    Jessica - Chloe Grace Moretz
    Jarret - Shia LeBeouf
    Z - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (The African guy from LOST)
    Z's fiance - Helena Bonham Carter
    The other pimp with dreads - RZA
     
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  7. crose

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    Mine would be:

    Zola - Scary Spice
    Jessica - Taryn Manning (Nola from Hustle and Flow)
    Jarret - Riff Raff
    Z - Idris Elba
    Z's fiance - Amanda Plummer
    The other pimp with dreads - Gary Oldman
     
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  8. Lady_Di

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    This makes me to re-think about trying for a daughter... :eek:

    but then my boys could be pimps. :eek:
     
    #28 Lady_Di, Oct 29, 2015
  9. kevC

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    Dang Taryn Manning is a great choice. She's great in Orange Is The New Black. I think the girls have to be pretty young though.
     
    #29 kevC, Oct 29, 2015
  10. percicles

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    Zola - Zendaya
    Jess - Miley Cyrus
    Jarret - Paul Dano
    Z - Ving Rhames
    Z's Fiance - Melissa McCarthy
    Pimp w/Dreads - Waka Flocka
     
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  11. IBTL

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    zola - nicki minaj
    jess - charlize theron
    jarret - woody harrelson
    z - suge knight
    z's fiance - lisa lampanelli
    pimp w/dreads - jamie foxx
     
    #31 IBTL, Oct 29, 2015
  12. heypartner

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    Miley Cyrus ... haha ... rep

    then could we convince Justin Bieber to be Jarret
     
    #32 heypartner, Oct 29, 2015
  13. fallenphoenix

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    Pimpin' ain't easy
     
    #33 fallenphoenix, Oct 29, 2015
  14. heypartner

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    Hard Out Here for a Pimp

    "I ain't no Ficking Cash Machine, D"

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/_Cr0nP3k_p4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #34 heypartner, Oct 29, 2015
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    Good choices, but to me Zola has to be Vanessa Hudgens.
     
    #35 Haymitch, Oct 29, 2015
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    Where does "Q T" and "quiet tip" fall in the chronology? :grin:
     
    #36 Dr of Dunk, Oct 29, 2015
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    So all I was wondering on the first 123 or whatever pages was "where are they from?"

    Boom, page 140 "so we landed back in Detroit". I was guessing New Orleans or Atlanta.
     
    #37 Buck Turgidson, Oct 29, 2015
  18. percicles

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    This story is pretty much what happens when Detroit meets Florida
     
    #38 percicles, Oct 29, 2015
  19. Buck Turgidson

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    And it's glorious. If only they made a detour to Ohio, that would have been the topper.
     
    #39 Buck Turgidson, Oct 29, 2015
  20. heypartner

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    From the creator of Clutchfans Best Ass 2013 and Clutchfans Best Ass 2014, percicles delivers the goods once again,,,in a theater near you.
     
    #40 heypartner, Oct 30, 2015
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