Random, Meaningless Rockets Stats Thread

So if he gets a triple double every night we should go undefeated!!!!

 

LAL, ORL, and HOU are undefeated when Dwight is perfect from the 3pt line (4-0)

 

We are undefeated when Beverley does not score in a game where he plays 40 or more minutes.

 

We are undefeated when the coaches bench Parsons when the game was on the line.

 

We are undefeated when we outscore the other team

 

undefeated when an Asian American Rocket player records a triple double on lunar new year

 

We are undefeated when Parsons and Harden get Superbowl tickets.

 

Patrick Beverley is the first player in NBA history to record at least 10 rebounds and 5 steals without scoring a single point.
He is also the third player to get 8 assists and 5 steals without scoring (the other ones: Muggsy Bogues, Nate McMillan).

 

Rockets are 1-0 when Donuts gets double-double

 

Rockets are undefeated when the opposing team has clubhouse issues.

 

Rockets are undefeated on days where they don't play any games.

 

Jeremy Lin had s "triple double" in a win vs a horrible team.

 

Undeafted since wex did his podcast. The wex effect

 

Reminds me of this record Kyle Lowry set a couple of years ago.

Most assists in a game without a field goal.

 

Rockets are 1-0 when Chandler Parsons is Benched by McHale for almost the entire second half.

Rocket are 2-0 when Chandler Parsons plays less than 30 minutes a game that he plays in.

And finally, the Rockets are undefeated everytime Carl Marx herrera post ridiculous statements like this after a win, "Jeremy Lin had s "triple double" in a win vs a horrible team. "

 

the rockets are win-less this year:
when i take a crap during the 4th quarter.

true fact..
but its usually because we've been blown out by then..

 

Rockets are undefeated if i pick my nose 5 minutes before tip off.