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More Impressive List: Derek Jeter or John Mayer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dharocks, Aug 21, 2012.

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Who has a more impressive list of "accomplishments"?

  1. Derek Jeter

    57 vote(s)
    65.5%

  2. John Mayer

    16 vote(s)
    18.4%

  3. the thadeus

    14 vote(s)
    16.1%
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  1. dharocks

    dharocks Contributing Member

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    The Lineups:

    Jeter:

    Jessica Biel
    Mariah Carey
    Jessica Alba
    Minka Kelly
    Adriana Lima
    Vida Guerra
    Jordana Brewster
    Tyra Banks
    Vanessa Minnillo
    Lara Dutta
    Scarlett Johansson (unconfirmed)

    Mayer:

    Katy Perry
    Taylor Swift
    Jennifer Aniston
    Minka Kelly (Mayer hit it first, whatever that's worth)
    Cameron Diaz
    Jessica Simpson
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Vanessa Carlton
    Colbie Caillat
    Scheana Marie Jancan
    Kim Kardashian (unconfirmed)

    VOTE!
     
    #1 dharocks, Aug 21, 2012
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  2. apollo33

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    Jeter List=God Tier

    Mayer = teen hipster tier
     
    #2 apollo33, Aug 21, 2012
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    Two questions:

    What would be a good common denominator? :confused:

    Also, where's the list of the hookers they've been with? :p
     
    #3 SwoLy-D, Aug 21, 2012
  4. BigMaloe

    BigMaloe Contributing Member

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    Too tough to decide... jeter has the better collection of jessica's and lima, but mayer has swift, goodness...

    Ill go with jeter, and i hate his ass...
     
    #4 BigMaloe, Aug 21, 2012
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    #5 rockbox, Aug 21, 2012
  6. The Real Shady

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    thadeus has banged all of our moms and girlfriends so thadeus.
     
    #6 The Real Shady, Aug 21, 2012
  7. Ras137

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    Sad to say it, Fez is the winner. Or perhaps another fringe TV star: Scott Baio

    But between the two:Jeter, even if I have to put a bag over Jessica Biel's face to maintain an erection.
     
    #7 Ras137, Aug 21, 2012
  8. Han Solo

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    Damn, came in here just to post him
     
    #8 Han Solo, Aug 21, 2012
  9. TheRealist137

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    Does anyone have a list for Fez? I know he hit a PRIME (18 yr old Mean Girls era) Lohan, that's gotta be the Hollywood equivalent of a rare MJ rookie card with how things turned out with her.
     
    #9 TheRealist137, Aug 21, 2012
  10. Felixthecat

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    Jeter...Jessica Beil and Vida Guerra did it for me.
     
    #10 Felixthecat, Aug 21, 2012
  11. Han Solo

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    whaat??? Jessica Biel is beautiful. Her body and booty is an extra for me...
     
    #11 Han Solo, Aug 21, 2012
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    Because Mariah Carrey is on Jeter's list that moves it in the negative direction. So I had to vote for Mayer.
     
    #12 FranchiseBlade, Aug 21, 2012
  13. rezdawg

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    Its not even close...Jeter.

    His top 5 girls are better than anyone on Mayer's list.
     
    #13 rezdawg, Aug 21, 2012
  14. dharocks

    dharocks Contributing Member

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    Lohan
    Ashlee Simpson
    Jessica Alba
    Mandy Moore
    Christina Milian
    Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Mischa Barton
    Heidi Mueller
    Minka Kelly (unconfirmed)
     
    #14 dharocks, Aug 21, 2012
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    Jeter by a mile.
     
    #15 macalu, Aug 21, 2012
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    #16 GRENDEL, Aug 21, 2012
  17. percicles

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    I'm going old school.

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 percicles, Aug 21, 2012
  18. Han Solo

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    Is Jeter full white?
     
    #18 Han Solo, Aug 21, 2012
  19. Ras137

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    Below the neck is fine. But that horse face is just awful. I know I'm in the minority, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
     
    #19 Ras137, Aug 21, 2012
  20. Relentless

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    Jeter and it ain't even close
     
    #20 Relentless, Aug 21, 2012
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