Rockets want to sign Ray Allen on 10 day contract

I can see how people might be led to believe it wasn't a joke since the source you posted doesn't even have the tweet.

But yeah its clear he's joking.

 

STAWP! Morey was kidding.

 

hell no he's like 50 years old, Dmo would be a better bet

 

I want Matt Maloney.

 

You can't even joke about that.

 

Tilman already traded him with a 1st rounder to get him off the books

 

I hope he retires a Rocket... in 10 days.

 

But we are serious

 

i realize it was a joke... but wth... id plant ray allen in the corner and let him knock down 3s... prob do itat a better clip than anybody else on the squad... and it aint like we have any srt of defense anyway.... lol

 

I bet you people are just a hoot to hang out with, fantastic senses of humor...

 

Yep and Tillman can save money since he’s not adding any additional weight to the Rockets jet (fuel savings).

 

We made a good move getting CP3 last year; almost got us a ship but it was a gamble that didn’t pay off. I do wonder though why Paul George wasn’t the top priority that summer?

Yes, It was hard to see him getting as good as he is now, but even as he was, it was more palatable handing him the max than injury prone though still great at the time CP3. Imagine pairing this season’s PG13 with Harden and Capella....

This duo truly could have been a modern version of MJ and Pip and would have lasted the entire duration of Harden‘s prime.

 

Could have really used Maarty Leunen right about now.

 

Let me guess what's going on.

Morey bumped into Allen last night at the courtside after the Allstar 3-point contest,"Hey Allen, how's going? Still got that stroke hah!"
Allen,"Yeah. Has been on the court a bit lately. Being retired is boring man."
Morey,"Wanna come to Houston for a short visit after the Allstar?"
Allen,"Why not!"

 

and why would he do that?

 

This is ..... the best. Thread. Everrr. I wish I would have made a snack before reading the comments. Bravo guys. Bravissimo! Takes alot to rile up an old sailor like me and this made me tingle a little bit.

 

How about Hakeem for 10 days? Now that would be fun.

 

He dominates the ping pong table from what I heard.

 

I see what you did there

 

The sad thing is that a lot of these posters aren't in on a joke and are seriously upset that we are considering signing Ray Allen.

Such is the sand in vagina state of the GARM right now.