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80's movies were reeeaaaal rapey...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Jan 10, 2019.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Revenge of the Nerds: Nerd disguises himself as boyfriend and has sex with cheerleader. Of course, she's cool with it. Hilarious! Pretty much all of RotN is sex crimes. Classic!



    16 Candles: Hunky Jake Ryan 'gives' his hot, barely coherent girlfriend to the Nerd to have date rapey sex with. Scoreboard.



    Meatballs: Bill Murry chases ladyboy around the room and pins her, but gets interrupted by the boss. Don't worry- he eventually gets his girl.



    I'm not the only one who has figured this out:

     
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  2. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Yep, times have changed for the better.

    DD
     
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    pretty sure Danny got raped by Lacey Underall in Caddyshack

     
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  4. DonkeyMagic

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    and how about that Pepe le Pew? What a creeper
     
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  5. Blake

    Blake Contributing Member

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    Yeah stalkey and rapey

    I never thought about the OP references. You are right! Wow...and I watched those movies tons of times in my adolescent years.
     
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    This is older than the 80's. The old "Keep kissing them until they stop hitting you" maneuver was a staple of films as far back as the 1930's.

    There was a whole genre of mismatched romantic comedies started by the huge success of "It Happened One Night" with Clark Gable and Marlene Dietrich's girlfriend Claudete Colbert where two people who started out hating each other ended up falling in love, usually after a forced rapey kiss.

    Audiences would have probably been shocked at the brazen hussies in the films if they hadn't at least put up a token fight in defense of their virtue.

     
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    Hans Solo did it right.

    First trying the bad boy method, with the girl saying a big no.

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    Followed by pinning her to the wall and telling her you're actually a nice guy, to find out she actually does like bad boys.

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    Leia was asking for the light saber.
     
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    Been awhile since I've seen Porky's. That might have some stuff in there.
     
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    16 Candles???
     
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    Get over it. They were fun movies.

    So many f***ing wussies these days.
     
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    I'm offended!!!

    Did you guys see what Fatty just said?!??!? iT'S OFFENSIVE AND INSENSITIVE!!!

    He's homophobic! He's Racist! He's sexist!

    BURN HIM!!!! BUUUURRRRNNN!!!
     
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  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Your sarcasm detector is pickled from last night's gin fest, Jimmy.
     
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    If we're talking 80s movies, and scenes where men forced themselves on women, not sure how you omitted this one:

    https://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/theres-something-about-blade-runner

    Maybe you didn't include because Rachel was not a woman but a replicant, and a "pleasure" bot as well? :D

    Although, I think people hating on Deckard for this scene are being ultra (read: "overly") PC.

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  16. superfob

    superfob Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid now.

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    Movies without at least one rape scene ain't worth watching :rolleyes:
     
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    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Does this video get made in the MeToo era?

     
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    It was only made in the '80s to burnish MJ's reputation as a ladies' man... pretty sure no one was buying it. Should have starred Macauley Culkin instead of the woman, but the PC wussies would have never gone for that.
     
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    I was watching "Once upon a time in America" on Netflix with the review in mind that said there aren't any likable characters in the film. I got to the scene where "Noodles" takes deborah on a date and buys out the restaurant and thought he's likable. He's a gentleman with this girl that he's loved since he was a teen....then the car scene happened.
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    they wanted it.
     

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