Maybe he was behind the home owners at a chicken joint and the home owners got the last honey glazed chicken tenders. Maybe he really wanted them honey glazed chicken tenders and they were just out. So, he decided to follow them home and he saw them ring the doorbell. Maybe, just maybe he got his fix of honey glazed chicken tender satisfaction. Im not one to judge.
I know. You told me. And when I woke up this morning, I said, Barney, you’re not gonna lick that man’s doorbell…
A parent that has their hands full with plastic bags that contain boxes full of honey glazed chicken tenders and only one finger free, who was eating said chicken tenders on the way home. Plausible. Imagine!
Well, in his defense, that appears to be the Vivint Smart Home security system that is just delicious.