This isn't a touchdown yet, you goobers. Ink on paper is the touchdown. People were saying touchdown when he was traded, then when he was waived, then when he was in Africa and verbally agreed to sign, then when he was back from Africa, then when the physical started.
I bet Berman rents the janitors closet in Terminal C and has been living in there for years. Spends his days peering out the peep hole on the door, and running down random athletes to see what they are up to at the airport. Kinda like a sports anchor version of Sarah Pepper's "Whatcha doing at the courthouse?"