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Anyone else getting scared that ZDog stalked and kidnapped Clutch?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, May 6, 2018.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    No Game Thread, yet

    I'm getting scared.
     
  2. Os Trigonum

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    ZDOG works in mysterious ways
     
  3. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    Does clutch smell like baconator fries?
     
  4. Daddy Long Legs

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    time for someone to step up, take one for the team, and start a game 4 thread
     
  5. Ubiquitin

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    Wow @heypartner I was just about this thread myself. Too spooky.
     
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  6. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    No chance, Clutch is a CrossFit champ. I am not worried.
     
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    ZDOG apparently got Clutch to create the thread. crisis averted
     
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  8. heypartner

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    Don't do it...it's bad mojo. This isn't the Astros. Gotta let Clutch do it.
     
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    Haha. I wasn't aware that Crossfit gave you fighting abilities?
     
  10. heypartner

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    Who said anything about fighting? Crossfit champs have several skilz to evade getting kidnapped by ZDOG.
     
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    His WOD is running late today. No worries.
     
  12. napalm06

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    I see. Hardcore parkour?
     
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    Isn’t Dave at the Crystal Cathedral for his Illuminati indoctrination ceremony?
     
  14. tycoonchip

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    Zdog seems like he would be more into children than Clutch. He's the creepy neighbor you do not want to admit is staring at your children through the blinds... and has hundreds of external hard drives in his basement filled with *****
     
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  15. Le$$

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    Do you guys have some sorta of ghetto fantasy with this ----? why you keep bringing him up man.
     
  16. Lawlruschang

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    how is this ghetto?
     
  17. Os Trigonum

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    ZDOG sending CP3 some happy birthday lovin'

     
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  18. Le$$

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    Na i said this cause Zdog thinks hes ghetto. Or atleast he thinks hes hard, and girls give him respect cause he hard and lives in the ghetto, rides the train to the games. Cant he even drive? lol His mommy gives him monies to go to the game so he can maintain his little social life. To me he looks pretty pathetic dawg. Just saying...
     

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