That doesn't ****ing apply here, virgin. Anyways, yeah your girl will feel insecure. If you have to jack off while you have a GF(unless she's on vacation or travels a lot), you need to check that out. I'd straight up tell my girl, you gotta get up to my level or else. Of course with my hormones busting through my seams, I really only attract highly sexually active/nympho girls. This end of the spectrum is actually rather tough. I'll tell you this though. Never have been in a relationship with a girl and had to jack off while she's in town. Girls can literally take it 4,5,6,7 times a day. So OP, you got issues. SIL
k, you're clearly in a relationship with someone you're not attracted to. either be single and do your own thing, or this **** will not end well. SIL
lol I was talking about cleaning out deez nuts. Keep the machine running. Don’t want no stagnant ass 2 month old stank splooge festering in there gettin crusty.
Surprising to me how many dudes on here are acting indignant that OP's lady doesn't just accept that most dudes whack off so she should just get with the program. I bet the majority of chicks will act disgusted, get angry, etc if they discover their dude watches p*rn and jacks off. Now I've met some chicks that don't mind it when their dude jacks off and would help out. I just believe the majority hate when their dude jacks off and hate it even more if they know or find out they are watching pr0n. A man who finds a lady that doesn't mind him doing those things when she's not around is a lucky man.
Indignant or humorous replies to a funny thread? Also Elaine was allowed in The Contest dispelling the myth that women don't twirl the bean.
I think this is all age-related. Girls in my age watch p*rn sometimes. I mean, I'm sure there are SOME disgusted by the act of their OWN man doing it, without a doubt, but there's plenty of girls that actually watch p*rn themselves. I don't know a single girl that wouldn't be truly hurt if they knew their man was watching it WHILE they were there. I don't mean present, or in front of, I mean simply reachable at that time. SIL
Life's judged by your bank account, the b****es you bang, the material stuff you own, the experiences you make and how happy you are all about it. You should feel privileged to hear me give my two cents. SIL
Actually life is judged by nothing. Life is meaningless. Some day you will die and return to meaninglessness just like everyone else. The only thing we have found is that we can procreate and prolong our misery and confusion indefinitely. Eat Arby's.
Are you Trader Jorge's son? Anyways, I have subscribed to your Clutchfans channel so I can receive a direct feed of your Premium Posts.
I personally think that Jerking it to p*rn and sex are not related things, so I do both. My SO doesn't care, it's not like I'm refusing to have sex with her to masturbate.
your wife overreacted, I remember one episode of Friends, when Monica caught Chandler masturbating, and she didnt find it bad, the only thing she found weird was he was watching a shark documental, but it was because he just changed the channel when she entered, he was watching p*rn. then she calls Rachel from the bathroom, and Rachel, tells her that every guy does it, so your wife should understand that its normal. here it is: