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Been caught masturbating by wife/girlfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017.

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  1. Reeko

    Reeko Member

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    never been caught, I’m discreet with my sh*t

    I feel like every girl should understand that most guys will rub one out every once in a while
     
    #41 Reeko, Nov 30, 2017
  2. Harrisment

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    I once got caught as a teenager by my brother's girlfriend (now his wife of 18 years.) Was using my mom's back massager (I was like 14, wtf did I know). She walked in and I pretended to be massaging my thigh. Of course that didn't really explain why my pants were down at my ankles. We exchanged a look like yeah she knows, but it has never come up again. One of these days I'm going to get drunk and ask her if she remembers it, but that will probably leave me arrested and un-employed.
     
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  3. K-Low_4_Prez

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    This is literally what I did but the locks on our bathroom can be opened with a pen and that B broke in!
     
    #43 K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017
  4. Harrisment

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    WTF? She broke in to catch you in the act? That's not normal behavior.
     
    #44 Harrisment, Nov 30, 2017
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  5. Anticope

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    Well then your problems go way beyond this issue.
     
    #45 Anticope, Nov 30, 2017
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  6. Duncan McDonuts

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    So you masturbated with your mom's sex toy while your future sister-in-law watched? This is the plot to a bunch of new adult movies. I only know because a friend told me.
     
    #46 Duncan McDonuts, Nov 30, 2017
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  7. Harrisment

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    Haha no it was legit for back/neck. At least I think it was.

    Oh dear God. :eek:
     
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  8. tmacfor35

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    If that is your girl in your pic then it explains everything.

    Hispanic women are top of the line crazy. Sure are fun though.
     
    #48 tmacfor35, Nov 30, 2017
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  9. Snow Villiers

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    My wife caught me when we were still dating. She proceeded to lick the tip while I finished. :cool:
     
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  10. davidio840

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    Lmaoooo for real? Man you got more problems than just being caught jerking off then. Were you in there like an hour or something? Or do you have 1 bathroom in your house?
     
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  11. HR Dept

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    Give me her info and I’ll meet up with her to help you sort this out. You just keep pleasuring yourself and let me handle her.
     
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  12. fba34

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    Why wouldn't I?
    Do you not like hot women such as Scarlet Jo? Rewatched it a few times just for her.
     
    #52 fba34, Nov 30, 2017
  13. dandorotik

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    Oh, that's easy. Tell her that, every time the Rockets win, the next morning, you're still so pumped up that you have to either masturbate violently or you would have to pound her extremely hard and risk damage to her cervix.

    So, you elected to do the former b/c you didn't want to injure her with extremely aggressive sex. Tell her that you'd certainly be willing to do the latter if she's OK with that.

    Now, if the Rockets win on Saturday, you have to be ready to partake in a supersonic coital session. Put your money where your ______ is, so to speak.
     
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  14. Torn n Frayed

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    Step your web cam game up and get her an Omibod...
     
    #54 Torn n Frayed, Nov 30, 2017
  15. mick fry

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    Then they will both be rubbing one out. :eek:
     
    #55 mick fry, Nov 30, 2017
  16. MystikArkitect

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    Lol have my wife meet her for brunch. She’ll set her straight.
     
    #56 MystikArkitect, Nov 30, 2017
  17. Salvy

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    Stephen A Smith got caught masturbating to James Harden and Russell Westbrook also got upset.
     
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  18. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Yeah... Not so much. He's still all over Lebron's junk.
     
    #58 Roscoe Arbuckle, Nov 30, 2017
  19. K-Low_4_Prez

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    Nah maybe 10 mins tops and the showers was running also... and yes only one bathroom in our apartment. but she caught me right after I had finished so really I was just sitting there with my pants down and my phone in my hand... I probably should have just denied it but I said "sure I was masturbating" thinking that she would laugh it off and maybe just make fun of me but boy was I wrong this has thrown a damn wrench in or relationship.
     
    #59 K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017
  20. dandorotik

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    Tell her it's OK if she masturbates, as well

    (and then eagerly await the opportunity to catch her in the act)
     
    #60 dandorotik, Nov 30, 2017
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