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Stunned Scientists Detect Suspected Hidden Chamber Within Great Pyramid of Giza

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by tinman, Nov 2, 2017.

  1. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

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    LoI.... I would've sworn you would say they crossed their DNA with the 99ers...

    I guess apes were here before the 99ers..o_O
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  2. Bobbythegreat

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    I don't feel comfortable with the "S" word, can we call them "basically prisoners with jobs" instead?
     
  3. rimbaud

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    Yep, you are hilarious. An amazing gift. A rose between two concrete pavers. A crawfish taking the battle to a frog. A fine silk stocking rug down the supple leg of a young beauty. An elephant with multiple limbs. A monkey worshipped as no other. These are the truths inherent. We are all of us changed.
     
  4. tinman

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    the 99ers DNA is the same as those found in Hakeem Olajuwon
     
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    yo momma so fat she has a hidden chamber.
     
  6. heypartner

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    Detected by Stunned Doctors
     
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    that joke was so old it had a hidden chamber.
     
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    Sadly, I can't take credit for that one, but I'm confident that one day you'll get the reference.
     
  9. No Worries

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    word on the street is that that chamber ain’t so hidden.
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    Yo momma so ugly when she give head it counts as anal.
     
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  11. LosPollosHermanos

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    Wish Toycen was here to create these threads
     
  12. tinman

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  13. cheke64

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    He knew too much. He was leaking wiki leaks on clutchfans.
     
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    'Chambers' sounds like 'Chalmers.' There are 3 great pyramids. Chalmers has a decent 3 ball. Chris Paul wears the number 3. There are 3 sides to a triangle. Chalmers has 2 nba rings. There are 2 arms and 2 legs on each player. Chalmers (1 player) plus Paul (1 player) equals 2 players. Chalmers wears the number 6 (3x2 =6).



    Chris Paul for Mario Chalmers imminent.
     
  15. rimbaud

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    I am confident that I will never get the reference because that stuff is too much for me. I don't get references because their catalogues confuse me. Thank you for your confidence, misplaced as it may be.
     
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    They offer a wealth of knowledge beyond geometry. There's absolutely something interesting, telling, and fascinating about exploring them further. I'd love to visit them, but too scared to go to that side of the world.

    SIL
     
  17. Bobbythegreat

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    It happens, I often assume that my audience is more competent than they end up being. That said, I don't think you know enough to know if you'll one day get the reference or not. Either way, thanks for trying.
     
  18. rimbaud

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    One time I heard that if you assume you make an ass out of you and me. Because that is like in the word "assume" but only if you don't spell "you" correctly. It is weird but apparently very funny to really smart people. I will have to take their word for it because I am dumb and don't understand jokes.

    So, yeah, you are the epitome of benevolence with your considering audience and intelligence. I can tell by the way you write that you are a generous soul. Again. Rose. Pavers. Dolphin with 4 toes. You and it. You're the top. You're the Colosseum. Or maybe the great pyramid at Giza. Pyramids were made for gods in Earth. Not Christian Gods or Norse gods or Mayan gods. Not Itzamna, Spirit of Early Mists and Showers, or Ix Chel, the Spider-Web-that-Catches-the-Dew-of-Morning, or Ix Tab, Goddess of Ropes and Snares, patroness of those who hang themselves, or Aguchi, Master of Ejaculations, Osiris, or Ah Pook, the Destroyer.
     
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    Four.

    The number is 4.
     
  20. Pole

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    Aguchi will be my next username.
     

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