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Solving a problem you never knew you had

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by codell, Sep 25, 2017.

  1. codell

    codell Contributing Member

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    I am ordering one of these for B-Bob

     
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  2. el gnomo

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    Who the hell puts on their socks like that? Isn't this a lot easier with less strain on the back?

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  3. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    I ordered one for @Os Trigonum after his knee replacement surgery, and for his chronic Os Trigonum pain.

    Also for @Rockets2K, that way he can set-up his socks before he goes to bed, so he can jump out of bed on a moment's notice, slip into his socks and get to his computer to Lock a Thread in 7 Seconds or Less.
     
  4. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member
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    you are too kind. actually it is kind of a pain while the knee is healing
     
  5. Jontro

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    ordered a whole set for my family and friends. cha ching!
     
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  6. Jugdish

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    How did they put their pants on?
     
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  7. No Worries

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    Thanks Obama!
     
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  8. Kim

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    Pants Slider!
     
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    Well la dee da Mr. Flexible Hip Flexors.
     
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  11. heypartner

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    The Uroclub

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  12. Blatz

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    When you have severe arthritis from your knees down it becomes a pain to do the simplest things. Even during small flare ups it's hard and painful to put my socks and shoes on. Big flare ups (thankfully they don't happen as often now) you can eventually get them on but you must go through a few levels of hell to do it. Even with this thing I think I would still end up drenched in sweat and tears thinking F*** IT and stay home. This disease sucks
     
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  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    And I'm ordering a Stadium Pal for @codell .



    I love that some people accept that I have used my real photo as my avatar. Feels good man.
     
  14. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    By the way, OP, thanks for sending me one, but I hurt myself trying to get a sock on the durned thing. :oops:
     
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  15. Os Trigonum

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    (1) the butter cutter is kewl. I'm going on ebay right after this.
    (2) the bib is stupid. just buy a bib.
    (3) the uro club . . . as others have said, BRILLIANT. also, this is not an item that I would share. Almost all other people would probably share, but I idiosyncratically would not.
     
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  16. Buck Turgidson

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    Amazing, love that guy.

    Reminds me of the Whizzinator: http://www.espn.com/nfl/news/story?id=2061794
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    (1) Do you not own a knife?
    (2) Get a proper travel mug and don't be a dumbass
    (3) Piss next to the cart or in the bushes like a normal person.
     
  18. Os Trigonum

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    (1) knives are dangerous. the butter cutter is safe.
    (2) I prefer my travel beverages to come in styrofoam with a warning on the lid that "Contents are hot."
    (3) what do you do if you're golfing on a Scottish links-like course? no bushes. what then, smarty pants?
     
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  19. Buck Turgidson

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    I love this.

    (3) They're Scottish, piss wherever you want to, preferably on an Englishman.
     
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  20. heypartner

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    Before you buy, consider the amount of storage you need in your refrigerator for that stick of butter in its rather cumbersome contraption. And cleaning it is a mess.

    This flaw has been noted by the manufacturer. They counter with an offer to act now, and for no extra charge they'll add not one, but two, Corn of the Cob Dispensers.

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    And that's not all. Until the end of September, they'll add a Butter Stick. Not sure how you get the butter in it, though.

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