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Burt Steele speaks again

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by One Mic, Jun 22, 2017.

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  1. Os Trigonum

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    heypee killed the sunday suspense!
     
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    @Madmanmetz

    Win it all by scoring on the TEXANS??? o_O

    A few years back, applauding this would've been a travesty on this board, BUT things are slowly changing... (not for the better I might add)

    GO ROCKETS!!!
    GO TEXANS!!!
    GO ASTROS!!!
    GO DYNAMO!!!

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    There's a lot that can go wrong in any deal especially the bigger ones. But who TF calls/predicts a Cecil shorts signing? I would give him more credit for that one then any of the other ones even if they popped.
     
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    My cousin is married to one of Bert's daughters. The wedding, early aughts, was extravagant and Paul Tagliabue, David Stern, Jerry Jones, Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon, Rafael Palmeiro, Bam Margera, and Steve Jobs were some of the many guests I saw on the bride's side. Bert Steele is a real behind-the-scenes influencer and apparently has his fingerprints on a lot of major decisions in multiple industries.
     
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  6. Verbal Christ

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    Burt Steele is my spirit animal
     
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    Tuesday. 5:45 PM.
     
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    deserves its own thread. but don't do it. I suspect you'd get the hammer
     
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    I remember one time Steele took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Steele got splashed. So Steele yells, ‘I’m Burt Steele and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Steele didn’t step in there and finish the show.


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    So this Burt Steele guy is real?
     
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    He is the man of steele
     
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    Can't tell if serious or obvious joke

    That's an odd list of names lol
     
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    Text your cousin to ask his wife to ask Bert if he's f**king with us while buzzed on his yacht this weekend or if this is legit. We NEED to know.
     
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    Chuck Norris tells Burt Steele jokes.
     
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    I think if we can figure out who the first person to post a Burt Steele tweet was, then we can reveal his identity. The account has 32 followers lol.

    EDIT: 101 followers. He's blowing up!!
     
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    Not yet, depends on what happens on Tuesday 5:45
     
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    Burt Steele is the deep pockets BEHIND Tillman.
     
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    I've heard his nickname amongst the ladies is "daddy steakfingers".
     
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    Legend has it he shaves his balls with a machete.
     
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    Nah, I posted him first but I found him through a friend when he and I were looking for Boogie Cousins rumors. I thought it was a hysterical account and wanted to share.
     
    #120 treyk3, Jul 23, 2017
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