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James Harden needs to embrace lettuce

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by KingCheetah, Feb 16, 2017.

  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    this is a thread I can get behind, especially in these dark days of the all star break. would rep if rep still existed.
     
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    Just as I was starting to get rep'd like never before, they get rid of the system. Fml
     
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    I don't know why I like this thread.. but I do.

    We can seriously try to unpack this thread until the end of time and not fully understand what @KingCheetah is talking about..

    Does Harden need more fiber? does lettuce even contain fiber?

    Does Harden need to do more chores to build hand strength? ionno.
     
  5. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Im just glad you embrace john frusciante and omar rodriguez lopez
     
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    Yes, he does, KC. Does anyone know what dressing he prefers, or does he take his lettuce straight?

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    Everyone appreciates a thread that just makes you sit back and think.
     
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    no lie i heard fat pple wipe their ass with lettuce
     
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    lettuce ponder this koan
     
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    Not sure if mar1juana thread or fat joke.

    Or is this the new unsorted?
     
  11. Mr. Clutch

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    He doesn't put lettuce in his chipotle?
     
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    the devils lettuce? im sure he has already
     
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    He prefers A1.
     
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    [​IMG]

    o_O......;)

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    Cleverly disguised trade thread? Who does the lettuce refer to, if the lettuce referred to anyone?
     
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    Leafy greens help with eyesight, which can help in seeing the court better. Should start on good habits now before waiting until he's old and almost blind
     
  18. J.R.

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    Lettuce embrace James Harden.
     
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    This is too close to embracing tossing salad for me to fully get behind this thread.
     
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    Does the lettuce cause the big farts as per ESPN?
     

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