[2016-17] Chandler Parsons as a Memphis Grizzly

Can't stand Parsons

Such a fake douche bag

Only thinks about money

 

What?

 

only reason I think he went to the grizz is he wants to be THE MAN.

With the Trailblazers, he was always going to be the third option

 

I gotta get me some Capri pants.

 

Well yeah that's basically the point.

I'm really surprised the market for Parsons was this high, I thought that with his horrible performance the last two seasons it would've tanked his stock. Oh well, hopefully he is healthy enough to take be productive this time.

 

I guess Memphis doesn't do nightclub signings?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's official! <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons">@ChandlerParsons</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chose901?src=hash">#Chose901</a> <a href="https://t.co/VrpchWaTvK">pic.twitter.com/VrpchWaTvK</a></p>&mdash; Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) <a href="https://twitter.com/memgrizz/status/751199870808166400">July 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChandlerParsons?src=hash">#ChandlerParsons</a> first <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Grizz?src=hash">#Grizz</a> photo shoot! <a href="https://t.co/PiEOcTb6e3">https://t.co/PiEOcTb6e3</a></p>&mdash; Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) <a href="https://twitter.com/memgrizz/status/751209900198490112">July 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Chubby cheeks. Portions is ready.. for more Portions!

 

Portion$ signs with the Memphis Greedlie$

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Memphis GM Chris Wallace on risk of Chandler Parsons' knee problems: &quot;We don't see it as taking a chance at all.... <a href="https://t.co/GQZ10bILcn">https://t.co/GQZ10bILcn</a></p>&mdash; Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/751484038330724352">July 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Then you are dumb as ****.

 

Could you imagine him in a club in Memphis? This ain't Orlando

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I've always been sorely disappointed with the nightlife in Orlando. I live in a college town in Arkansas and I think it's WAY more fun to go out here than on Beale Street.

 

^ Memphis* not Orlando

 

Conway>Memphis

 

Good for him, we could have locked him up for less.

DD

 

Yes haha, Bears Den. But if we're being honest..Fayetteville > Conway > Memphis

 

You can't even trust JB as a coach. Birds chirp when they get paid.

 

I went to Arkansas a few years ago. Was pleasantly surprised by the offerings there. In the larger cities of course than the small country cities, but even those have their charm

 

Clearly not as he was offered the max. Why would he take less here?

 

How has this gem not been posted yet?

check out the replies :grin:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chandler Parsons: &quot;Being the first big-name free agent to come here, I think that's... <a href="https://t.co/q8nqstyfrd">https://t.co/q8nqstyfrd</a> <a href="https://t.co/OGRjnv0Qfa">pic.twitter.com/OGRjnv0Qfa</a></p>&mdash; Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/751490222379003904">July 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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