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The All-Encompassing Watt Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Ericstocracy, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. mvpcrossxover

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    People been saying the same with Tim Duncan.
     
  2. Air Langhi

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    Everyone thought tiger and bill Cosby were perfect too.

    I think JJ Watt is the john cena of the NFL. People will just hate him because he is so perfect.
     
  3. Houstunna

    Houstunna The Most Unbiased Fan
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    OLAJU-WATT

    2 of H-Town's finest


    Obvious Rockets logo/font influence
     
  4. Mr.Scarface

    Mr.Scarface Member

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    Well....Tim did have to deal with a cheating, freaky wife.......so....
     
  5. RV6

    RV6 Contributing Member

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    And that led to him to a gf, who was way hotter than his wife...even when he loses, he wins lol
     
  6. Houstunna

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    If true, here's a Watt flaw...

    Just heard his girlfriend is Caroline Wozniacki (tennis). She's not unattractive, but JJ can do much better. Or maybe she can really serve it, if you know what I mean.



    Pass her to Hoyer though, bro!!



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  7. Ericstocracy

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    Caroline was like 5 months ago. I haven't seen/heard anything of late saying that this is on going.
     
  8. Commodore

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">JJ able to keep his feet. Knew the cut was coming. Look at Watt's feet chop. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash">#Texans</a> <a href="https://t.co/TWBIXU1qDD">https://t.co/TWBIXU1qDD</a></p>&mdash; PDS (@PatDStat) <a href="https://twitter.com/PatDStat/status/643534305055084544">September 14, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  9. RV6

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    i remember thinking that was a great play, great anticipation.^^ they took him out like that a few plays before..
     
  10. J.R.

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    J.J. Watt, shirtmaker Mizzen+Main strike endorsement deal

     
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  12. Commodore

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">J.J. Watt on if he's the reason why the Texans have just two tight ends currently, replied 'Maybe' with a smile.</p>&mdash; Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/644219471213801473">September 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">J.J. Watt walks away from the podium with a sheepish grin just as everyone in the room realizes who the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Texans?src=hash">#Texans</a>' third tight end is.</p>&mdash; Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) <a href="https://twitter.com/taniaganguli/status/644219486581719040">September 16, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  13. SwoLy-D

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    ¡Ave María Purísima, Santo Niño De Atocha! :eek:

    ¡San Yey Yey Guat! :eek:


    WE PRAY to thee.
     
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    Simetines I feel like this world is on a crazy collision course and that one or multiple off seasons, JJ Watt and Taylor Swift will date.







    And it'll end with some stupid teeny bopper pop-country wanna be catchy chorus like "you aint never hit the quarterback and quit it."
     
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  15. alethios

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mEVHcYOmrDI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  17. RV6

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YOZuki2CJnE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  18. J Sizzle

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    DURANT TO HOUSTON CONFIRMED
     
  19. J.R.

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bayside must have had a BYE week. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhereIsKellyKapowski?src=hash">#WhereIsKellyKapowski</a> <a href="http://t.co/rsSpLtNg2x">pic.twitter.com/rsSpLtNg2x</a></p>&mdash; JJ Watt (@JJWatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/648273716963504129">September 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/JJWatt">@jjwatt</a> I heard you were looking for me. I'm in LA catching up on my reading. Btw, good game today.… <a href="https://t.co/P7wuXyQDS2">https://t.co/P7wuXyQDS2</a></p>&mdash; Tiffani Thiessen (@TiffaniThiessen) <a href="https://twitter.com/TiffaniThiessen/status/648279777212657668">September 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This. Is. Awesome. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MindBlown?src=hash">#MindBlown</a> <a href="https://t.co/ZhVa8PdSE2">https://t.co/ZhVa8PdSE2</a></p>&mdash; JJ Watt (@JJWatt) <a href="https://twitter.com/JJWatt/status/648303823002316800">September 28, 2015</a></blockquote>
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  20. Bandwagoner

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    This is the year the media turns on Watt. Already seeing rumblings, next year will be full on hate, but this is the turning point year.

    Should be nice, let Watt go full on national villain and hometown good guy.
     
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