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Jared the Subway Guy -- College Porno King?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Invisible Fan, May 12, 2007.

  1. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Contributing Member

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    http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/10/jared-the-subway-guy-college-porno-king/

    Today, he's Jared Fogel the friendly Subway guy. To scores of Indiana U. students back when, he was their in-dorm porno-rental superstore. Eat fresh!

    Before he became a poster child for weight loss, the affable Subway spokestool once ran a adult film emporium from his bedroom, reports Best Week Ever. His collection was said to be "vast and extensive," and rental rates were hard to beat -- a dollar a day per vid. "People would come from all over to take advantage of the deal," according to BWE's source.

    The same source snitches that the real reason Jared started eating Subway wasn't motivated by health concerns, but sheer laziness. Turns out that Subway happened to open a franchise on the ground floor of his dorm, so it was the closest fast-food joint to Jared's XXX lair.

    We called a Subway rep, who said that the company has no knowledge of the story and that Jared was "unavailable." The rep also pointed out that legends have sprung up from time to time about Jared, including one that he'd died.
     
  2. Kam

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    never thought about that, but colleges have internets now.
     
  3. Aceshigh7

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    Subway is good. p*rn is also good.
     
  4. dntrwl

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    its college anything you do during that time is invalid
     
  5. Refman

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    I'll have a Sweet Chicken Teriyaki and some midget p*rn please. :D :eek:
     
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    you gotta pay tuition in someway or another :)
     
  7. weslinder

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    I had a friend who was assigned to interview Jared when she worked for the Port Arthur News. She said it was the hardest interview she'd ever done. What do you ask someone who's only claim to fame is that he lost a bunch of weight eating sandwiches? Her only interesting tidbit: When he wants a burger he sends someone else to do it.
     
  8. Castor27

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    I'll add to that. I have a friend who I met through the hockey team that also used to DJ at several local strip clubs. He was telling me that when Jared was in town for that promotional tour, he was in the club every night he was in town. He told me you could tell he was a veteran of that type of establishment.
     
  9. supafrumpy

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    I remember telling my friends about his famous p*rn collection years ago after reading this trhead. Now with the breaking news just going to bump the thread
     
  10. el gnomo

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    He did die. He tried to eat a 5-year old salami.
     
  11. Jontro

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    I can out fap him.
     
  12. da_juice

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    I can just picture him being that one weird, fat guy who sits in the back of the lecture hall watching p*rn.
     
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    Its funny because a friend of mine told me that an army buddy of his went to college with Jared, and told himhim the exact thing.
     
  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Holy Moses, a man who likes p*rn, then capitalizes on his stash to make a little cash.

    Then said man makes a mountain of dough and frequents strip joints.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Classic

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    guy has made a nice lil life for himself


    'merica
     
  16. RunninRaven

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    Well, none of that would be anything special by itself. But if the guy really did branch off into child p*rn, then that's a big deal, which is why this thread was brought back to life.
     
  17. Fyreball

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    You realize that he's being investigated for possessing boatloads of child p*rn, right?? Not exactly what I'd call the American Dream.
     
  18. Invisible Fan

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    College porno may be too old for him.
     
  19. WhoMikeJames

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    why does anyone eat at subway? blows my mind. disgusting and expensive
     
  20. hotballa

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    just like child p*rn. now you know why
     

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