SLIM THUG recruits Melo. It's over. Slim Thug Lists The Benefits Of Houston For Carmelo & Lala

Isn't slim thug good friends with Lala?

 

Damn if only slim thug wrote
"If y'all LIN 3 rings in a row"

 

hope it works

 

Hell yas

 

Lol... Slim says what he wants... And speaks the truth.

 

lmao love this guy

 

Slim thug is a godsend for the Rockets.

 

Slim is that dude. Say what you want about him but he Reps his city to the fullest.

 

That has to be one of the funniest quotes ever!

 

Man. Slim thug is the kiss of death.

What's that meme? Bad news Brian?

Writes a song about the texans.


Lose bad in the playoffs


Writes a song about the rockets


Lose in the first round.

 

Thugga!!!!

 

Where is jim parsons

 

LOL....no doubt!

 

"You dont want your kids growing up in Chiraq" LOOOOOOOOOOL


Slim throwing low blows at Chicago lol. That's halarious

 

Just what I was wondering!

 

Yeah, the Rockets probably did Jeremy Lin no favors by photoshopping Melo into a Rockets jersey with Lin's number on it but he knows the game. Daryl Morey is about assets and Lin, as helter-skelter as he is to my heart and the Rockets back court - has to go.
Operation Rockets Free Agent Recruiter Slim Thug Is In Effect.




Pitch No.1: "Women Be Shopping"
The Galleria has forever been a selling point for women. Lala Anthony is concerned about having a career in Hollywood. Maybe she can learn from the Greatest TV Mom EVER in Phylicia Rashad (a native Houstonian, bam) while also enjoying every major store in the universe. There's no real issue here, right? Plus, isn't Houston about to become the new Hollywood anyway? Radio star Devi Dev has done the Houston to Hollywood and New York thing already, why not LaLa?



Pitch No. 2: "Have You Read The News About Chicago?
Chicago is a war zone, both statistically and academically. It's a bit dirty for Slim to bring this up regarding Melo's family, but Melo seems to be the only free agent outside LeBron whose family is directly tied into what happens with him. He and LaLa have a son, one that's been raised up on the arts and fairs of New York. Know who can give him an equally impressive market in that regard? We can.


Pitch No. 3: Bun B
Well, if Slim didn't need any other help in terms of recruiting, why not have Bun B enter the fray? Which immediately and directly leads to pitch No. 4.

Pitch No. 4: "Paparazzi? What Paparazzi?"
Houston is the big little city for a reason. In no way, shape or form will any of our stars be harassed by people or constantly begged for photos. It's quite peaceful, and outside Warren Moon making an ass of himself a decade ago and some nefarious social-media incidents, all of our fouls don't come with the paps. Or wait...

Pitch No. 4.5: The Arian Foster/Matt Schaub Rule
Remember when Isiah Carey walked on Arian's doorstep inquiring about his baby mother? Or a rude Texans fan coming up to Matt Schaub's humble abode following another loss this past season? Guess what? That doesn't happen to basketball players here. Charles Barkley proved that correct when he threw a guy through a window back in 1997.

Throw in the no state income tax, rather affordable housing and Melo could easily flip the $30 million people believe he's going to lose if he bolts NYC and the Knicks. Better yet, ask Slim how he flipped his money into multiple properties across the city. Slim Thug, man of the people and the Houston Rockets' No. 1 asset in recruiting pitches to star free agents.


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