Sampson: Chandler Parsons is intangible

Parsons is eggs

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sampson compares <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons">@ChandlerParsons</a> to eggs. &quot;I have watched enough cooking shows to know that you can't make a cake without some eggs.&quot;</p>&mdash; Jenny Dial Creech (@jennydialcreech) <a href="https://twitter.com/jennydialcreech/statuses/410853724215472128">December 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Parsons is oven

 

Does Parsons know how to do Japanese Algebra?

 

That's his new nickname.

Eggs.


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But you can definitely make cake without eggs.

 

Parsons is binder.

 

But you can't make cake without oven

 

Sure you can.

 

You can definitely make cake without eggs or an over.

 

But you can't make cake without Chandler Parsons

 

Chandler is H-O-T.

 

First he was the chicken, now he is the egg that MADE THE CHICKEN.

 

So how do you serve Chandler Parsons??? Sunny side up???

 

Parsons is lamp.

 

Parsons is also tangible. So what happens when you have intangible+tangible? Or does your mind just blow up?

 

Parsons is...
Bout to get paid.

 

Eggs in soanish is huevos and huevos is balls.

 

Parsons is mind-bottling.

 

Why am I so hungry?