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Paleo/P90x/Nofap Challenge

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CXbby, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. CXbby

    CXbby Member

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    Formula for the pinnacle of human existence.

    Diet:

    No processed foods/sugar
    No grains
    No dairy
    No legumes

    Exercise:

    Follow the P90x program daily. Or any regular exercise, I just personally like P90x for its convenience.

    Life style:

    No fap
    No p*rn
    Reduced artificial stimulation

    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    What emerges from this regimen is a reset to the primal origins of Man. What we were meant to be when put on this Earth, and what modern society has robbed us of.
     
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  2. fchowd0311

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    what do you mean by artificial stimulation? No electronic media, video games etc?
     
  3. LosPollosHermanos

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    i watch rockets games for artificial stimulation do I noe qualify?>
     
  5. jayhow92

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    So what can I eat then?
     
  6. BE4RD

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    Pretty sure primitive man fapped.
     
  7. CXbby

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    I would cut those down. Rockets games don't count. Neither does posting on Clutchfans.
     
  8. CXbby

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    Everything else.
     
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    You know what you aren't doing when you are fapping? Getting p***y like you should be.
     
  10. RV6

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    Why is that considered the pinnacle?
     
  11. droopy421

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    Is this what you are going for?

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  12. studogg

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    yeah.... umm.....

    no thanks
     
  13. BE4RD

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    I don't know about you, but I can fap without having my life fall apart.
     
  14. Yonkers

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    Reduced artificial stimulation? Sounds like someone doesn't have the courage of his convictions.
     
  15. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    worst part is that diet and training regime will make you hornier than a bull in spring.

    No fap and sex?
     
  16. Han Solo

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    Can i start with regular P90 first? I'll do it if you lay down a list of foods that aren't so obvious that i can't eat. Better yet, gimmie a meal plan example for the day and im down. I need to lose 20-30lbs.
     
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    Sounds like the end of this journey is either eternal zen or a massive rage trip.
     
  18. Xenochimera

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    what about pillaging and raping your rival clans
     
  19. CXbby

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    That is exactly the point.

    No fap. Lots and lots of sex.

    The training/diet will allow you to get as much as p***y as you can handle. The nofap/no p*rn is what will make you actually go get it.

    That is actually the intent of the challenge itself. It is a formula to get massive amounts of p***y. Which, by no sheer coincidence, is indeed the true pinnacle of existence for Man.
     
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    Google paleo diet food list. It's an awesome diet that is tough at first but after two weeks is awesome. 20-30 lbs is easy.
     

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