HO HO HO Allow me to ask you a question. When you were watching the NBA Finals, did you ever wonder what it would be like if a Hall of Fame player, in his prime, came back and was inserted into the game? How would that make you feel if 1991 Michael Jordan entered the game to guard Lebron? Or if 1988 Larry Bird entered the Finals last year to go head to head against Dirk? A Hall of Fame player, in his prime, entering the game at a critical juncture. Wow. You are reading history. The_Conquistador, the most intellectual, innovative, and influential poster in this history of this sub-forum, is returning AT HIS PEAK for the 2012 election. A man of letters, science and art – an extraordinary mental talent (with incredible hair) – has made his triumphant return. Does this board deserve a 10,000th post from The_Conquistador? Absolutely not. Consider it my tax deductible, charitable gift to you. Enjoy the ride, rookies. I can feel the excitement already, as I compose this post. Let’s *sing* to enjoy the moment! People all over the world. JOIN HANDS. Start a LOVE TRAIN. A LOVE TRAIN. People all over the world. JOIN HANDS. Start a CHOOM GANG. A CHOOM GANG. Spoiler CASE OPENED Spoiler
So are you going to disappear again when Romney gets destroyed in a landslide? Please take all the right-wing trolls with you.
If all the so-called "trolls" with whom you disagree disappear, the D&D would disappear as well. It would be like a baseball team showing up at the park and the opposing team was a no-show -- game after game. Without a yin there is no yang.
welcome back rest assured, that in your absence, I've continued to dominate the dims' thoughts, and control their emotions. nothing's changed there they're in a weakened, fragile state (the beejster has even had to resort to mass ignore lists to maintain his composure....and poor andymoon has been stamped down time and time again), so take it easy on them at least to start
Oh, god help me, but I've missed you, Trader_J. I have to admit it. None of the other Right Wing Trolls have anything close to your panache, your intelligent, if perverse, wit. Your twin brother doesn't approach your undoubted abilities. Welcome back.
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Three years on sabbatical, filling my mind with knowledge, sculpting my beautiful muscles, buttressing my already formidable bank account. I have emerged wiser, wealthier, and sexier. I’m here through the election – I’m sorry, but I can promise you no more of my time than that. As you all know, my time is extremely valuable – and the demands on my time have multiplied. These days it is a rare occasion that I am not meeting with leaders. Political leaders, business leaders, Mexican industrialists. This is a wonderful learning opportunity for those of you who do not have this type of access to knowledge. This forum is in pitiful shape – lacking intellectual thought, lacking gallantry, and lacking machismo. I look around and see children. Rookies. Very few men of honor. I say to you people, take heed! The_Conquistador is here to lead you out of the desert, through the wilderness, and into your political renaissance. The_Conquistador. Never before defeated in debate. Never bested in battle. Never flummoxed! THE LEGEND. IS. BACK.
bigtexxx did his best T_J impression. A couple new Ayn-Randian rookies have attempted to fill the void as well. ...but there was always something sorely missing in D&D.