Why are we giving NBA jobs to Mexicans like DMo anyway? There are plenty of Americans who can do what he does.
Our secret weapon is unleashing the Capela block party. When he goes beast mode on blocking shots, instead of sprinting, the opposing team gets caught off guard - crushing their spirits and listening to the lamentations of the women. Trust me Morey and Co. Are already 20 steps ahead of the game. Teams are already playing into a trap and they don’t really know it - there just content at “making it.” They’ll really only know when it’s too late.... even the league doesn’t know.... our only real threat is ourselves.
Because DMo isn't an ordinary Mexican. He is a Mexican who knows his rights. That's the difference between a Mexican who gets a visa and a Mexican who has to scale a wall (or dig a tunnel) to get in.