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Breaking: A turkey vulture has crashed through the window of Stephen A Smith's office at ESPN

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by tinman, Mar 26, 2019.

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This is a sign

  1. The Rockets will crash Golden State's reign

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  2. Was sent by Clutchfans who don't like First Take as a message

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  3. This show is for the birds

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  1. macan

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    this was bird's reaction after listening to First Take
     
    #21 macan, Mar 26, 2019
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    It's a Moreyian message. It means Stephen A Smith's opinions are as fresh as carrion.
     
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    "Birds of the feather stick together"...beware of SAS!
     
    #23 SORF, Mar 27, 2019
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    He gets paid millions of dollars by ESPN, why doesn't he have an office? When you are one of the top dogs at ESPN, you get what you want.

    I bet you think he has a $50 spending limit on food when he travels as well LOL
     
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    Turkey vultures don't make normal bird vocalisations. They hiss like a snake or an angry cat. Its creepy AF.
     
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    This is why you dont leave your bag of Cheese Doodles right next to the window.
     
    #26 Zboy, Mar 27, 2019
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    Everybody loves cheeze doodles.
     
    #27 Buck Turgidson, Mar 27, 2019
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    It’s a Sicilian message. It means Steven A Smith sleeps with the turkey vultures.
     
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    I didn't ask why he had an office. I asked why he needed an office.
     
    #29 dc rock, Mar 27, 2019
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    So he can squawk all day long with turkey vultures and nobody would have to hear him.
     
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    Funny, I would be jumping out of that window!
     
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    Because he can.
     
    #32 TheRealist137, Mar 28, 2019
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    Pelicans never stopped GSW's reign so there is that.

    Rename a franchise the Vultures.
     
    #33 daywalker02, Mar 28, 2019
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    parfaits too. ain't nobody don't love parfait.
     
    #34 Os Trigonum, Mar 28, 2019
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    I am disappoint.

    None of you movie buffs thought of this ....

    [​IMG]
     
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    Q: "Why do you need that?"

    A: "Because I can."

    [​IMG]
     
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    Just cap that beast and let's have Thanksgiving early! :D
     
    #37 BruceAndre, Mar 28, 2019
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    that's another minute and a half of my life gone . . . wasted and gone for good. :(
     
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    Stephen A spewing more bullshite about loving God's creatures. apparently he loves to EAT them.

     
    #40 Os Trigonum, Mar 28, 2019
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