Been drinking Mimosas since noon. Winner gets a literal Chicken Dinner. I do have preferential choices, but it is ultimately up to the winner as to their choice of said chicken dinner.
[Premium Post] Turn-ons include thunderstorms and long walks on the beach. THROWBACK But seriously, didn't I write your online profile at one point?
Here to meet 7+/10 broads. I like food. I bet you do too. So at least we have that in common. First date: Ramen house. Second date: Pizza. Third date: Whataburger.
Sorry dude, no bio is gonna make up for that mug. Swipe right on everything all day and take what you can get.
Here's a good template: Just copy the general feel of that and you can't lose (really picks up after 45 seconds.
"Single, discreet middle aged male looking for teenage white or hispanic girl (braces preferable) for top secret photo shoot in remote forest or desert area of my choosing. I will provide transportation as well as drugs an alcohol."
Captain Fatty, ahoy! Single middle aged man seeks indiscriminate ladies for a FANTASTIC voyage on his 'Love Boat'. No life jacket or any other safety equipment needed as the the Captain runs a tight ship...all hands, aboard!
Ah, my first stalker since I've returned. I missed that. There are better ways of getting recognized here, kid.