I have never watched a full episode and I also have never understood why there are so many people who think that show is so funny.
This morning, on the way to work, I am behind one of those dump trucks/construction trucks. It has the classic sign "Stay back 250 feet, not responsible for any objects that come out." WTF?? So am I seriously supposed to stay behind these vehicles 250 feet or more? No one is going to do that and they can seriously get away with having some stupid sign on their truck to be absolved of blame when something comes out and hits your windshield? Really..that is how that works? Smh...
Did anyone say Mountain Dew Baja Blast yet? I mean I get it, but is one of those things I could see others not getting.
No, that's now how it works. They can put all the signs they want but they are responsible for things flying off of their truck. If something flies off and causes major damage to your car, you should definitely call either the company, the police or a lawyer. The signs are just to discourage people from doing those things. Kind of a tangent but I used to work for the DMV in Florida. A guy was towing a boat, a raft flew off and caused a driver to get into an accident and they were injured. Criminal charges were brought against the guy towing the boat. So, yeah, don't let things fly off of your car/boat.
I've lost a lot of weight and gotten in shape, so I generally eat healthy now. But on the rare occasion I get Taco Bell, Baja Blast is a must. Literally everyone else I know hates it. lol
When.......I go to Thai Gourmet on richmond and they ask me how spicy. I say Medium and then they tell me that medium is VERY SPICY!. Well...why not just label it very spicy instead of medium?
Circumcision for non-health reasons. "Dad, what is the first thing you thought when I was born" "Son, that I was more in love than I thought possible" "What was the second thing?" "Well.....now it's time to cut part of his dick off. Love you...so...much!"
We had a friend growing up who was uncircumcised. We called him "burrito" and generally gave him a hard time. Inclusion is a good reason.
"There's a lot of things yo ass just don't get. Yeah...like p***y and respect!" - Method Man / Red Man "How High" Once I saw this topic I had to use this reply, sorry in advance.
I don't get how cell phones work, the process of communicating through airwaves or whatnot. Even if someone broke it down step-by-step for me, how on earth did we figure out how to do it?
When I go to a restaurant that has both a Hamburger and a Cheeseburger on the menu, I'll order a Hamburger and the first thing the waitress/waiter ask is, "do you want cheese on that?" Also when ordering a steak rare they always say you know that's a cool red center.
It's weird watching the occasional old Seinfeld rerun, why didn't they do that like Cheers? That's one trend that I'm glad is totally dying.
