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LeBron: The Pitch

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Rocket River, Jun 1, 2018.

  1. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

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    Dear LeBron

    This is what Houston Rockets can offer you:
    1. A great chance of not only a championship but a great chance at a repeat (Maybe Three Peat)
    2. A chance at the 73 wins.
    3. You will be able to take games off and rest your body to be strong for the runs
    4. Play with two future hall of Famers and possibly the best talent you have ever played with
    5. Enhance your legacy and be a legend i the city that Hakeem built
    6. One of the best front offices in the league. Capable of filling out a roster and replacing moving pieces
    7. The best analytics in the league.
    8. Awesome fan site
    9. A players coach.
    10. Money alot of money

    Rocket River
    I know the finals is going on but we not in them
    That means its the off season
    I'm going to get fomfortable
    And
    Realize it's the summer people are suppose to get ------
     
  2. Verbal Christ

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  3. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Strippers, state farm commercials and wins.

    The golden trifecta.
     
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  4. macan

    macan Member

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    and a truck load of ipads
     
  5. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    Ah yes. Houston is the closest thing to Heaven on this God forsaken Earth.
     
  6. waytookrzy079

    waytookrzy079 Member

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    Beat me to it.

    iPads or bust!
     
  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Well I think Portland still has more strip clubs, and their bbq scene is getting better, but still, Houston is great.
     
  8. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    Can't argue with that. Houston a close second then.
     
  9. Corrosion

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    The only downside is the heat and humidity …. damn that sucks.
     
  10. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    He probably got that in Miami tho. A title (or 2 or 3) with the Rockets will solve that problem.
     
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  12. John Harvey

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    How soon do you guys think Lebron will make his decision in the off season? Obviously the sooner the better so the GM can put in work on the roster.
     
  13. ryano2009

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    Better than the shitty weather in cleveland
     
  14. BigggReddd

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    It could honestly be as soon as draft night because we could trade for him but it really depends how fed up LeBron is.
     
  15. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    You've gotta try Matt's BBQ in Portland. Just a food truck, but Matt honed his brisket smoking technique working under Aaron Franklin in Austin. Best BBQ I've had anywhere west of El Paso.
     
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    He can coast all season and we will still get the number 1 seed. He can be fully healthy and raring to go to dismantle the Warriors
     
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    How are we going to pay him 40mil a year when we're capped with a 20mil/year Ryno on our team?

    I still doubt the Cavs want 2 years of Ryno unless we offer them multiple future 1sts along with EG.

    In the end, if we sign Lebron and CP3, we're going to have to let go Capela. Better start praying DeAndre would opt out of his 20mil PO to play cheap for us.
     
  18. BMoney

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    LeBron can live in Ohio, or LA in the off-season. Just a few weeks June is all he needs to endure.
     
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  19. Rocket River

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    Honestly . . Tyson Chandler is probably 75% of the player DJ is at half the price

    Rocket River
     
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    Abbreviated: LeP(B)itch.
     

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