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What's the largest amount of money you've lost/wasted on a Hooker?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Feb 18, 2018.

  1. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    "Free love" was more than a slogan in my circle back in the day, so paying for it would have been crazy, in my opinion. A good friend, who used to be a buddy's girlfriend (we stayed friends, the girl and I, and thank goodness), and who was really beautiful, did become a call girl in the early '70's. She was getting $500 a night, a lot back then. She would have been worth it. A thick mane of dark hair, which set off her incredible blue eyes, and a perfect figure in a 5' 2" package. She passed away a few years ago. The thread made me think of her.

    I did take girlfriends to Planned Parenthood so they could get on the Pill, though. Hated condoms (does any guy like them? I think not!). Most chicks back then were already on the Pill when I met them, so it didn't happen very often. Does the gas I spent taking them to PP in the late '60's and early '70's amount to "paying for sex?" If so, what a deal! It was only 28 cents for Regular, unless there was a gas war going on, when it could, and did, drop to the 25 cent range. Good times!
     
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  2. s land balla

    s land balla Contributing Member

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    You should listen to Dr. Chris Ryan’s podcast, it’s called Tangentially Speaking. You remind me of him.
     
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  3. Pete the Cheat

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    Did you just humble brag about a $100 hooker?
     
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  4. IBTL

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    One of my buddies boned 2 whores at same time. He said they were being weird about him boning one then the other without changing out rubbers. He said it was kinda a drag to switch out rubbers constantly.
    cool story
     
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  5. Liberon

    Liberon Rookie

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    I was actually in a dilema this past summer after visiting my first massage center during June. I was turned on by the masseuse but wouldn't dare pursue anything further as it was a legitimate business.
     
  6. el gnomo

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    What was the dilemma? If it was a 'legitimate business', then the tug option wasn't on the table (lol). Could she tell you were sportin' wood?
     
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  7. DudeWah

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    Just get a massage in any Asian country next time.

    Dilemma solved.
     
  8. cheke64

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Anybody tried VR pron?
     
  11. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    8=D~
     
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  13. Mr. Brightside

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    Call me old fashioned but you have to draw the line somewhere. Fleshlight isn't good enough for people?
     
  14. jbasket

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    Had a stiffer once during a massage. I had to turn face up for the last part, just acted like I fell asleep. Was one of the most awkward interactions in my life.
     
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    You're old fashioned.

    I guarantee in 20 years we will look back and say... "Can you believe we used to watch p*rn on flat screens in 1080p? How did we even get hard!"
     
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  17. asianballa23

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    still keep in touch with her? :)
     
  18. asianballa23

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    lmao.... to each own.
     
  19. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    Just decided to look at this thread...man Fatty, I hope you still aren’t surprised/wondering why that one chick that was going to blow you wouldn’t do it without a condom. I guess she was just a over careful b****? :/
     
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  20. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Everyday we stray further from God's light...
     
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