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Ray Allen lmao

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Daddy Long Legs, Nov 21, 2017.

  1. theimpossibles1

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    LMAO!!! This classy NBA veteran is getting harassed and it's probably causing him major stress. SO FUNNY!!!

    o_O
     
  2. IBTL

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    Man I thought ray allen was better than this. Clearly his ladies game is set to zero.

    What a dumbass lol
     
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  3. Astrodome

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    He is not without blame from what I gather.
     
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  4. Nook

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    This isn’t the first time Ray Allen has been exposed through social media. He is a sucker. Perhaps he and Greg Anthony can exchange dating tips.
     
  5. conquistador#11

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    It would have been awesome if it was kevin garnett or rondo doing the cat fishing.
     
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  7. SirIvyLeague

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    You gotta be dumb. All these dudes cheat, yes even faithful Steph Curry.


    SIL
     
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  8. BackdoorHarden

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    DAMN DAWG.

    YOU IS A MOVIE STAR

    YOU IS A HALL OF FAMER

    YOU IS AN ALL STAR

    YOU IS THE GREATEST SHOOTER OF ALL TIME

    YOU IS A MILLIONAIRE

    YOU IS A CHAMPION

    YOU IS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU GOTZ GAMES


    And the only chick you can is online and happens to be a dude???

    QUESTIONS: If you were rich, famous, good looking, wouldn't you just hire girls by the hour when you have the urge to merge???

    Why waste time on the internet looking for chicks when you have enough money to hire them by the hour????


    Wow...Milla Jollivch was in this movie??? DIdn't even notice.

    He ain't go not game





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  9. BackdoorHarden

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    Well, wouldn't be the first NBA star to cheat on his wife with a dude. Ask Lamar Odom's wife

    Brutha be calling in "ON THE DOWN LOW"

    Chris Webber is always "ON THE DOWN LOW"






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  10. SirIvyLeague

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    Why even pay?

    If you're Ray Allen go to a bar, and all girls will want you.

    SIL
     
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  11. BackdoorHarden

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    Well, that's what I would think. Ray Allen is a pretty good looking guy. A famous basketball player. An Actor. He's rich.

    Why is he on the internet looking for chicks???

    Then again, Tiger Wood, who many think is "cute"...that's what my wife and co-workers tell me anyway, he has to pay for his "urge to merge."
    I thought Tiger Wood could get any chicks he want, but he has to pay by the hour just like us
     
  12. SirIvyLeague

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    They pay for it to be discreet. And lol every athlete is "cute" when they hold power.

    SIL
     
  13. RocketsTruth

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    story is fake

    ray allen is 42

    42 being the the key number here

    in gematria

    the n-word= 42
    slave= 42
    mo town records= 42



    nelly was accused of rape earlier this year at age 42

    prodigy the rapper was murdered earlier this year at age 42

    jackie robinson the "so called" first black mlb player wore the number 42...

    former nba player lorenzen wright had a sexual relationship with lebron james mother and wore 42 for the cavs... and was murdered

    Michael Jackson was 42 when the trial to try and put him in prison for sexual misconduct came up in 2002


    if you look throughout history you will find that black men and the number 42 are not are good match, in fact you are considered lucky if you have what ray allen happened to him


    the only instance where i can think of a black male celebrity that was publicly shamed and was not 42 was the former r&b singer usher.. who was shamed at age 39... but malcom x and martin luther king were both murdered at age 39.. so their could be a connection
     
  14. BackdoorHarden

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    oh man...this is insane. you're blowing me mind bro. insane in the membrane...insane in da brain
     
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  15. BackdoorHarden

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    Found this on the internet:

    In Japanese culture, the number 42 is considered unlucky because the numerals when pronounced separately—shi ni (four two)—sound like the word "death

    In Chinese culture, the number 42 is considered unlucky because the numberals when pronounced separately sounds like the word "dead fish," which translate into death in Guido talk when they say "Sleeping with the fishes"
     
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  16. Rokman

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    42 is also a bad number in German because it sounds like dumbmother****eryoujustgotbusted which sounds like to death to a player
     
  17. theimpossibles1

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    Yea my bad, I just kinda scanned it and it seemed like he was being harassed but it does seem like some other sketchy **** is afoot.
     
  18. Codman

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    I skimmed through this, and I just feel embarrassed for Ray. Too many questions....

    You're Ray Allen. You don't need to use a service to meet women. You're Ray Allen. The guy who rescued Lebeyotch in MIA.

    I thought bros learned after the likes of Kat Stacks, Jenna Shea and that disgusting creature called Mia Khalifa.
     
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  19. BackdoorHarden

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    HE IS ALSO JESUS.

    When Jesus has to go to the Internet to pick up man or woman, the world is not the world I know. What is the point of being famous, rich, good looking, and still have to go on the internet to hook up with man or woman???


    WHAT HAPPENED TO SCARFACE, "In America, first, you get da money, then, you get da women." That's the world I know

    What's the point of making money and being famous if you can't get women???????????????




     
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