When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital. There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
Have you seen that gif of the dancing baby? It's hilarious. Hit me up on AIM and I'll send you the file so you can save it.
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Where are all the videos of T-Mac passing? Seriously though, Chuck Norris sucks. https://www.usnews.com/news/article...is-inserted-himself-into-the-political-debate
His brother was killed in 1970 during the 101st Airborne's battle for Firebase Ripcord. HS friend of my dad's was there, he gave us this book about it, great read: