He'd probably make a terrible batista at Starbucks, too. Good thing he's paid to manage a big league baseball team in the American League.
Some of my relatives hate the DH but I personally enjoy it a lot more than watching a pitcher come up and being an automatic out (usually).
It's insane to think that the Astros have five guys in the All-Star game, but we all know they clearly got robbed. You could make a case for so many other guys on this team, starting with Marwin and Devo.