I love this thread but im just wondering why the harden fart thread is locked and everyone said ban that idiot but this one is alive and well. I agree that this thread is funny and refreshing where the other thread was immature and annoying but is that the distinction? Or does the distinction come from the fact that kc has been on clutchfans for a long time? I mean they are both joke threads that dont talk about basketball in the garm. I know everything is at the discretion of @Clutch and the moderators. Just to be sure I get whats going on here: we are allowed to make joke threads unrelated to game action and roster moves in the GARM if it is random/refreshing/funny and you have tenure but not allowed to do the same thing if the thread is immature/annoying and you dont have tenure?
See, this is where you're wrong. OP has secret communication channels deep within the Rockets organization. "Joke" threads are merely a cover for disseminating information among the Clutchfans elite. Let me break it down for the proletariat: "Lettuce" is code for "Lattice" or the abstract structure studied in the mathematical subdisciplines of order theory and abstract algebra. It is known around backroom Chinese Buffet circles as a tool that Morey is using to gain an even further statistical edge.on NBA teams. But wait, there's more. The word Lattice is different from Lettuce in two letter cases. When you isolate these cases you get A and I. Yep, you guessed it, Allen Iverson is renouncing his Hall of Fame membership and coming out of retirement to join this Rockets squad. Practice be damned, he's too old for that ****. Splash.
Hey i appreciate a good inside joke as much as anyone lol. Im just extremely logical so I was wondering what allowed this thread to stay alive and what caused the harden fart thread to be locked. They both seem like similar threads in substance. This one just seems to be presented better and is met with more positive reception because it is actually funny. Looking up unsorted didnt answer anything about my question. It did teach me some cool facts like that dude who was a giant and a dwarf though. Im not questioning @Clutch or the moderators here. It is clutch's website and he has the complete right to ban some threads and let others go at his discretion. Im just wondering if I hit the nail on the head when it comes to why he let this thread stay alive even though its just as irrelevant towards GARM as the harden fart thread.
Lettuce can produce flatulence ("farting"). So perhaps its more a "consolidation" move, not a seniority matter