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Penis Captivus

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  1. Haymitch

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    "Penis captivus" is the medical term for when the penis is essentially held captive by the vagina during sexual intercourse. It gets stuck, neither partner can separate the bond, and this is not a myth.

    Penis Captivus, gentlemen. It is real and it will likely happen to you.
     
    #1 Haymitch, Feb 5, 2016
  2. bnb

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    a symptom of biggus dickus?
     
    #2 bnb, Feb 5, 2016
  3. Falcons Talon

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    In before epic thread status.
     
    #3 Falcons Talon, Feb 5, 2016
  4. Deckard

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    Lube can be your friend if the chick has GV (grabbing vagina). Be careful! Size can be a blessing and a curse.
     
    #4 Deckard, Feb 5, 2016
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    Happens to dogs all the time.
     
    #5 HR Dept, Feb 5, 2016
  6. Yung-T

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    Oh lawd, how terrible has this to be for the prostitute? Imagine the situation, urgh.
     
    #6 Yung-T, Feb 5, 2016
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    So he went out on top?
     
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    Deck and HR Dept revealing a bit too much about their sex lives :(
     
    #8 bnb, Feb 5, 2016
  9. bratna8

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    Bullcrap, doesn't make sense.

    If a baby can come out of a vagina.....unless he has hooks on his penis.
     
    #9 bratna8, Feb 5, 2016
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    I saw this earlier and couldn't believe it. It was quite a funny start to the morning at the office though
     
    #10 davidio840, Feb 5, 2016
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    Bro, really?? Muscle spasms in the vagina can and do happen.
     
    #11 Fyreball, Feb 5, 2016
  12. Mr. Clutch

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    Why isn't it called vagina ensarenus?
     
    #12 Mr. Clutch, Feb 5, 2016
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    Fyreball, the Penis Captivus expert. :)
     
    #13 heypartner, Feb 5, 2016
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    He came and he went...
     
    #14 Torn n Frayed, Feb 5, 2016
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    [​IMG]
     
    #15 Falcons Talon, Feb 5, 2016
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    This reminds me of the farmer's daughter joke.
     
    #16 No Worries, Feb 5, 2016
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    I saw something about a device a women wore (had to always have on o____0) that if someone were to rape her, the device would grab onto him and the more he tried to unhook, the more it would rip him up.

    Wasnt there a truelife about women who experience ridiculous pain attempting sex?

    Not buying this...
     
    #17 Rox11, Feb 5, 2016
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H8cKH9VBe2Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    Rocket River
     
    #18 Rocket River, Feb 5, 2016
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    Power of chinese viagra.
     
    #19 cebu, Feb 5, 2016
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    There was a horror movie similar to this.
    [​IMG]
     
    #20 Kim, Feb 5, 2016
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